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me and my buddy W.D. Gaster were discussing headcanons about how different 2hus act when drunk and i found it amusing so here’s the highlights
- reimu is very much an alcoholic but in denial. marisa is aware and is currently planning an intervention with kasen.
- cirno and her gang collectively have zero alcohol tolerance. cirno barely even acts different when drunk anyways she’s already a klutz and has no filter
- byakuren has only gotten drunk once in her life and she regrets it every single day of her life
- seija acts extremely formal and polite when drunk. like a businesswoman at a meeting type formal. no slurred speech or anything
- ran does not allow chen to touch alcohol. there’s no law against young youkai drinking and it wouldn’t effect her brain development or anything, ran just forbids it because she’s kind of a helicopter parent
- yukari refuses to drink any alcohol that isn’t extremely fancy red wine. after enough drinks she starts hitting ran
- aunn has never gotten drunk because she doesn’t see the appeal. there’s no moral code as a komainu not to get drunk or anything she just thinks alcohol is nowhere near as cool as religious freedom
- you know how kyouko is so loud that she has to actively try not to hurt people’s ears? yeah i’m sure it’s not fun being around kyouko when she has much less of a filter
- sanae refuses to get drunk. suwako and kanako gave her the usual “alcohol bad” lectures and stories that you give to your children and it stuck with sanae for life. no reimu i don’t want to drunk with you it will give me permanent brain damage
- sagume has sworn off alcohol because she knows if she were to get drunk she’d probably blow up an entire continent or something by accident
- utsuho is a genuine threat to the wellbeing of gensokyo when drunk. last time she was given unsupervised access to alcohol it caused an entire incident. satori has banned all alcohol in the mansion except for a liquor stash that she hides from the other three
- we have no idea what would happen to koishi if drunk. she’s already fucked up enough
- yuyuko, due to how much of a fatass she is, is nigh immune to alcohol
- eiki has never been drunk but komachi is drunk on the job over half the time. eiki gave up on trying to lecture her about it decades ago. “at least she’s doing work at all”
- remilia doesn’t really drink but she does have a glass of red wine within her proximity at all times just so she looks more elegant
- sakuya refuses to drink for fear of it disturbing her work flow but in the astronomically rare event of her actually getting a break she immediately begins drinking more than even an oni could handle
- patchouli stopped drinking a decade ago after she invented magic drug spells which she has since formed an unhealthy relationship with. marisa tried it once and called it “phony bullshit” citing that “it just doesn’t cut it like the real damn thing”
- if drunk words are sober thoughts then i really don’t want to think about what yuuka would be like drunk. the words she must usually keep to herself are probably enough to bring gods to their knees
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