Im Not Finished Playing Through Age Of Calamity (stuck On Fort Hateno Level). But After Everyone Going

I’m not finished playing through age of calamity (stuck on fort hateno level). But after everyone going batshit crazy over the new villian for a month or two, I gotta say he... kinda sucks. I mean, between time travel, new champions meeting old, and the egg- another middle aged dude with black magic is just another Tuesday. He’s not even hot smh.

Link: ...who are you again?

Astor: I am the seer!

Link: Oh yeah... yeah, You’re part of the Yiga clan right?

Astor: No! I plan to-

Link: are you allied with the calamity or not?

Astor: Yes, I-

-Link stabs Astor, who falls to the ground and dies-

Link: so, anyways back to defeating ganon

I’ll update this post if anything intresting with him happens, idk maybe he turns out to be the biggest bad of them all? Like I said, still on fort hateno level.

Dialogue Prompt

“So... how long have you two been married?”

“Married?! We’re enemies!”

Oh I’m sorry you mean Thursday?

what if there was just a revali day and all loz tumblr did was post the word revali over and over again

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Saw a post about battling dysfunction by pretending to be an alien, and I suddenly remembered how I broke myself of the “there’s something watching me” anxiety in middle school.

I pretended that there WAS something watching me, but instead of wanting to like eat me or something, they were my own little guardian creature that just wanted me safe. I pretended they were a giant invisible lizard creature who just hung on the wall and liked seeing what I was working on, no matter how embarrassed I was about it. Art that looks weird because I messed up the arm? They were glad I was finally finishing it. Fanfic that’ll be buried until the day I die? Well at least I’m improving my writing skills.

So... yeah. It worked!

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.