Pullin Up To The Club After Saving The Presidents Daughter Like

pullin up to the club after saving the president’s daughter like

People only have substance within the memories of other people, and that's why there were all kinds of me's. There weren't a lot of me's per se; I was just inside all sorts of people, that's all.

this fic cured my scabies 🥹🩷

♡ Up all Night ♡

A/N: It was 1D's 14th anniversary recently and I wrote these to celebrate it. Happy birthday to Niall too <3 #foreveraniallgirl. This is just a silly post to celebrate those imagines/fics I used to read all the time 😭Typos and errors are intentional to really bring it back to that era of fics :3 BTW thanks for 100 followers!! :33 I will be doing something to celebrate so please look out for it.

CW: mentions of death / medical malpractice?? (idk), Emetophobia -- none of these topics are in depth. cringe writing fr

Imagine: Chris taking you to your first gynecologist appointment 💙

When Chris heard you were in your twenties and had never been to the gynecologist, he made you an appointment immediately. No partner of his was going to miss out on a Pap smear. If he was going to continue the Redfield blood line, he had to make sure that womb was healthy.

You’re holding his hand tightly. “Chris, I’m so scared…”

Chris shakes his head, “don’t worry, Y/N. I picked someone I trust a lot. I love you and you don’t have to be scared.” Chris heads up to the receptionist, checking you in for your appointment.

“Hello Y/N, we’ve been expecting you. Just go straight and head to the dor on your left and your doctor will be waiting for you.”

With a nod, you and Chris head to the door. You open the door, seeing…

Doctor Albert Wesker.

Wesker sits there handsomely in his white lab coat. “Y/N…” he greets, taking off his sunglasses. His red orbs piercing through you and sending a shiver down your spine.

Then his eyes narrow at Chris. “And Chris…” Sometimes you can feel the sexual tension between him and Wesker but your boyfriend is just a metrosexual.

“Lie down, Y/N. I will make sure your womb is sufficient enough to carry Chris’s seed.”

“Ok.”

You undress and get on the table. Your legs in the stirrups. Wesker’s nose scrunches up in disgust. Gah, Virginia. He never gets used to seeing them.

Chris is sitting on the chair, watching everything.

Albert scoots up in his swivel chair. He spreads your outer and inner labia. He inserts the speculum. The pain is intense (an: for real. personal experience 😓😂)

But something doesn’t feel right. Suddenly there’s a flood of liquid. Then Albert starts laughing maniacally.

Chris stands up immediately, shoving Wesker away. “What did you do to them!?!?!,!” He shouts, seeing the black liquid spill from your entrance.

“You fool. Did you think I was going to perform a Pap smear on them?” Albert laughs, pushing up his sunglasses and a glare reflects from them.

“This was just a ploy to release my uroboros and I thank you for your sacrifice, Y/N.”

Y/N cries. Their body writhing in pain. “Chris….” They sniffle. Their skin covered in sweat.

“Y/N I’m sorry. I didn’t expect this to happen.” Chris says, clutching your arm.

“It’s ok, Chris…”

“I..”

“Love…”

“…” Y/N takes her last breath.

“YOUR NAME!!!!!!!” Chris screams, falling to floor.

Rip Y/N. Fly high 🕊️

(mwuahahaha is y/n really dead or are they just passed out? will Chris save the world from Albert and his uroboros? Find out next time on… Pokémon xD)

Imagine: telling Carlos you love him for the first time 💙

It’s Saturday night. You and Carlos are watching TV in Jill’s rundown apartment. She’s never home and it’s better than letting it go to waste. Besides, you’re a poor college student. Carlos is currently on break from his last mission. All he wants to do is relax.

Carlos has been your friend since 9th grade. You’ve been glued to him ever since that faithful day, habouring a secret crush on the vaguely Brazilian/Portuguese man.

If it can be believed, Carlos used to be a scrawny little thing. No muscles, socially awkward, and liked to collect yu gi oh cards and beyblades.

Then one day, he was buff as hell. Like he took venom and became strong (an: venom like the venom bane from Batman injects in himself to become stronger. sorry a nerd xD). It doesn’t help that he looks so juicy like a piece of steak that you wanna sink your teeth in. Just oil him up daddy, he’s a little soup boy, chompa chompa (if you get that reference, ily <3)

Anyway, your on the couch with Carlos. He’s on one side and you’re cuddled into his side. He smells just like old spice 💙. The Nanny is playing on the TV, Fran is just so hilarious! She’s always getting into hijinks.

You can tell that Carlos is starting to get bored, his fingers are tapping on the armrest. You bite your lower lip as you look at him from the corner of your eyes. Every time you’re near him, you get butterflies. You just want him to be yours.

“Carlos?”

He sits up straighter, looking at you. “What’s up?”

For a moment, you’re quiet, wondering how to say what you want to say. All these years of secret pining is just building in your chest.

And so, you sit up too.

“We’ve been friends for a long time,” you start, an audible gulp leaving you. “And we’ve seen each other at our worst, break ups, that time you got stuck in my ear and would not get out,” you giggle cutely.

Carlos raises a brow, “uh huh…” He wonders what you’re on about, really.

“I love you, Carlos Oliveira!” You shout, blushing like a tomato.

A silence falls over the room, only Fran’s nasal laugh can be heard in the background.

Suddenly, warm chunks of vomit are spewed onto the floor, the wall, the end table, couch, and you. He stands up, holding his stomach. “As if I’d ever be in love with you, Y/N!” He’s appalled that you would think so. Disgusted that you thought you were on that level to be his partner.

Carlos runs out of Jill’s apartment. That’s the last time you ever see him.

He doesn’t answer your calls, texts, emails, mail, radio communications, or when you come over. In fact he moves and you don’t know where he lives. Probably in Bratugal (Brazil + Portugal, impressive I know).

Y/N cries themselves to sleep everyday until they end up filling their (Jill’s) apartment with their tears and die.

Imagine: Your boyfriend Leon is the only donor.

Leon’s by your side, holding your hand. You’re on the hospital bed, wearing a white gown. You’re clenching Leon’s hand so tight, he’s lost feeling in his hand.

“Babe, it’ll be alright. I’ll be here the entire time.” He lovingly reassures you. He’s so lovingly reassuring all the time, always lovingly hugging you and kissing you, he’s so lovable!

“But… what if something goes wrong? I don’t even know who the donor is,” you say, your eyes watering.

“It won’t, babe. It’s a simple procedure.” He says, caressing the back of your head. He kisses the crown of your head as the doctor comes in.

“It’s time, Y/N.” Doctor Albert Wesker says, holding a clipboard.

You nod, “yes sir.”

You look at Leon.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

That’s the last thing you remember before getting knocked out (not physically, they gave you medicine!).

When you wake up, you’re looking for Leon. Your mouth is sore. Like you were chewing rocks.

Soon, Leon comes striding in. His head wrapped in gauze. Your eyes are wide, “Leon, what happened?”

As soon as Leon opens his mouth, you’re horrified. Just blackness with two front teeth. “Bab I told yew it’ll be ok,” he says with a laugh. “I was the only match for your teef.”

Oh my god, you think. Without teeth, Leon is so scary. Yeah he has those two in the front but… then it dawns on you. His teeth are in your mouth. You’re going to get cavities, gum decay, and no saliva because he drinks a lot.

You grab the plate that’s on your table stand and whack him in the head with it.

Leon dies on impact.

Immediately you regret it and cry for alber to come back.

“ALBERRT HELP ME.” You shout, crying as you crowd over Leon’s lifeless body. He’s so cold. Leon don’t go to the light, bby…

Wesker walks in and stands over Leon, with her uroboros powers, he resuscitates Leon.

“Oh my god, baby. I’m sorry I did that. I was overwhelmed,” you cry, hugging Leon.

Leon smiles, showing his two teeth. “I forgive you.”

Then you guys have hard passionate sex on the hospital bed. You end up pregnant with Leon Scott Kennedy Jr 💙 Congrats.

connect

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

The Jill we could have had if capcom weren’t cowards and losers 😔