Alternate Universe Where A Variation Of Relativity Falls Takes The Place Of The Gravity Falls TV Show.

Alternate universe where a variation of Relativity Falls takes the place of the Gravity Falls TV show. We laugh as two triangle demons keep calling little Ford "Billy", thinking to ourselves "ha, Euclid and Scalene don't even care to remember Ford's name, so they went with the most generic child name ever". Then we eventually cry when we learn that they had a child named Billy, and realize that Ford's strange interests and genetic mutation reminds Euclid and Scalene of their dead son who just wanted to show them the stars.

mini sketches of my new favorite au Relativity Falls

small spy x family theory

remember in the simpsons how milhouse's parents looked like him (and as a concequence they looked each other) because they needed an audience shorthand to indicate that they were related (obvious I know, right).

Now go back to SpyxFamily, think of Sharon from the mean girls office trio. We've never seen her husband on screen yet. Her child yes, but her husband no.

Which lead me to my theory, using the presence of the first paragraph above, that the the black-haired cow lick scientist from Anya's backstory might be her husband. The scientist and Sharon do look similar: black hair and circular glasses.

So far my only additional evidence (the explaining excuses kind) is that Sharon, and therefore her husband, haven't seen Anya in person yet (though there was that school photo where the Forger family were squinted into the corner).

This is not a strong theory but it is a theory.

I just know the mom chat is going WILD with the theories about Rei and Kazuki.

- Do they think Kazuki is a sugar baby? His fake job is a washed up comedian so of course Rei’s the one with the money.

- Do they believe the reason Rei and Kazuki are together is because Kazuki is the only person who can make perpetually gloomy Rei laugh?

- Do they think Miri is some kind of princess equivalent? “Shit, have our kids been going to preschool with a future oil baroness all this time?”

the kurusu family grows 🐈‍☔️

Relativity Falls age swap au w/ younger Bill!

soo I'm trying to think of a way to incorporate baby Bill into Relativity Falls in a way that makes sense (as someone with a mabel brain instead of a dipper brain so feel free to give me feedback if this is makes no sense!)

Lets say our realm and Euclydia exist on overlapping planes. Since Bill is still a child at this point, Euclydia isnt destroyed! But despite the realms overlapping, they exist outside of each other's reach, present but not visible or detectable by any means. However, within our favourite town of Gravity Falls, the distance between realms is significantly shorter (something to do with its attraction to Weirdness).

more under cut!

Enter Bill with his mutation. His eye allows him to see into our realm unlike the rest of his people. Everyone thinks he's insane/daydreams too much for seeing a whole other world (especially if, to others, it looks like he has no eye). He eventually figures out how to step out of Euclydia INTO the Gravity Falls since the space between realms is much shorter, appearing as a sort of incorporeal light projection!

He quickly becomes friends with Ford since they both have a mutation making them different, and eventually Stan too! Both of them healing his hurt and teaching him empathy/generally being best buds.

Either no portal incident would happen in this AU or perhaps another extra-dimensional being would take Bill's place in manipulating Dipper into building the portal. Perhaps the Axolotl (but evil edition)? And this could cause Dipper to be HIGHLY untrustworthy of beings from other dimensions forcing the a confrontation between him and the Stans as they try to protect their new best friend from their great uncle who's following a misguided attempt to protect them.

but mostly i just want to focus on cute interactions between bill and the stans lol