Deerdens - Let's Burn It

if i wrote for twd, i would make two big changes

beth and daryl live happily ever after

the show only goes for max five seasons

9, 28, 29 for Paul and Sarah (sorry not sorry)

OH DAMN.  You’re not messing around with these and I am here for it.

9. Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling? -- Sarah, because she's always in a rush.  I feel like this could happen to Paul, too, on a sleep-deprived or just extra tired sort of day, or maybe even if he's distracted.  But Sarah does it more, definitely.  She just wants to get in, do whatever she has to do, and get out.  I don't blame her.  Paul never laughs at her when it happens, but he does like to tease her a bit and he'll point out the sign that she would notice if she only took another second to look.  She tells him to piss off.  Then laughs.

28. Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1 a.m.? -- I feel like there would be so many occasions where they're both up at this time, so it wouldn't really matter?  I'm sure they'd both have trouble sleeping at times, or they'd get caught up in movie marathons or something.  But if we're talking about when one of them is awake and the other is sleeping?  I'd say Sarah.  She doesn't mean to--so it wouldn't happen every time--but she can never catch it in time.  Paul doesn't care, though; he's a pretty heavy sleeper, and if she's heating up the leftovers from what he'd cooked before, even better.

29. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies? -- SHE'S THREE FOR THREE.  Sarah.  Paul does probably 98% of the cooking--and whatever little baking their kitchen sees is done with Kira assisting--but Sarah likes to take charge of the brownie baking, specifically.  Mostly for Kira, but also because brownies are super lowkey and she can handle that without feeling like she doesn't know what she's doing.  Things that are "more complicated" give her anxiety--like when Paul bakes bread, she's in the other room.  HOWEVER she is totally down with a makeshift baking competition between her and Paul.  They've had many, and she's even won a few times.

stargazing 🥺🥺🥺

if nobody has made a bethyl fanvid using the nbrd's "daddy issues" whY NOT