Oh To Have A Girl Mysteriously Refer To Me As Her Partner In Passing Conversation With Family And Friends

Oh to have a girl mysteriously refer to me as her “partner” in passing conversation with family and friends

My observations of the among us colors / me calling out the among us colors:

Red: You’re sus. You KNOW IT. Everyone knows it. Likes to wander off alone. Thinks you’re sus for accusing someone, even with evidence. First one to say “where” when a body is reported in public games.

Orange (me): Usually never has an alibi, but is NEVER listened to or trusted in meetings even tho they’re right half the time. Pretty impulsive as imposter.

Yellow: Honestly pretty neutral. Not great at being imposter, but gets their tasks DONE. Good at finding bodies, gets blamed for self reporting. We stan yellow. Just a little.

Lime: Hates being called green. Either says absolutely NOTHING in meetings, or talks wayyy too much. Wholesome beings, but can’t be fully trusted. Loves venting way too much.

Green: Quiet in meetings, usually not imposter. But when they are, they are a BETRAYER. You’ll trust them for awhile, then they kill you out of nowhere. Likes to pull sabatoges

Cyan: All the homies love cyan. Decent crew mate and will actually listen, a silent but DEADLY imposter. Never alone. Somehow is never sus.

Blue: Blues a HOMIE. They can be absolute dumbasses half the time, but they don’t vote people out without real reason. A no shit kinda player.

Purple: FUCK PURPLE ALL THE HOMIES HATE PURPLE. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

Pink: They’re PRECIOUS. I can always trust pink. Always takes the hint of when to follow me, makes well thought out accusations, will actually listen, smart player without being a sweat. The realest homie.

White: 50/50 chance of being imposter. And honestly, just a straight up TOXIC player.Just vote them off whether you think they’re imposter or not, it’s worth it.

Brown: Really likes to stick around other people, which is kinda SCARY sometimes. A decently trustworthy person, but can make big brain imposter plays. Likes pressing the button.

Black: I’m sorry. Black is pretty much always WRONG in their accusations and a crewmate is voted off because of them. Thinks you’re sus for defending someone they accused. Tries to pull big plays and just fails miserably.

Bahahhaha bettttt

Where do I get my copy of the homosexual agenda? Do they have it on Amazon or do I have to check it out at the library? Anyone have a copy I can borrow?

why are kpop boys all of a sudden attractive to me like I don’t listen to kpop but HOLY

oh and on that subject go stream Dynamite by BTS it’s the only kpop song I know and it slaps

Thanks for the tag @onegiant-dorito !!! This one is ADORABLE

I’m tagging @simplynotthere @mysteriouslyfantasticcolor @alive-and-gay @highway-to-hogwarts

make yourself or your oc with this and tag your friends!

Creator: @volcanicmode

happy Leif Erikson day to the man that discovered America and didn’t cause a mass genocide ❤️❤️❤️