MMMMM Chickeninnit

MMMMM chickeninnit 

Why am I not suprised that a IRL L’manburg would be a Gay night club

I'm Sorry,

What????

Made this for @cedarwhisp ‘s book “Shells the in Foam” one of my favorite books of hermit tommy au, Idk if I done the design of tommy by the description in the book (I get confused sometimes, I’m alliterate not in meaning an insult).

 If you wanna read it here! It’s a good book ^^ 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28460823/chapters/69741393

Oh shoot I just realized your ask box was closed crap-

Sorry, you don't need to answer my ask (or this one). I just got excited after I saw your drawing of tommy with that slime xD

- 🦊

It’s fine man lmao 

Y’all can’t get enough of traumatized child soldier grind and kind lego builders huh 

Hermit! Tommy AU: Okay so I’m just about tommy whose been taken refugee into Hermitcraft to heal and understand his trauma/emotions, me being beneath the category primarily of Angst, Slice of life (Fluff even) and Found Family…that’s it right?

H!Tommy Writers: Yes, just that

Hermit! Tommy AU: And nothing else?

H!Tommy Writers: Nothing else

Hermit! Tommy AU: …

H!Tommy Writers: 

H!Tommy Writers: Actually the angst isn’t enough, I’m making him mute 

I have urge to DRAW-

One of the hermits builds a box strikingly similar to the one Tubbo was executed in

Tubbo is a fantastic helper for Zedaph’s wacky inventions, and it’s common now for him to visit the Cave of Contraptions to help with the excited hermit’s newest pointlessly brilliant machine, his Tommy in tow. They go everywhere together, and although Tommy is pointedly uninterested in redstone, he sits on the sidelines and laughs when a contraption goes wrong. (It’s all in good fun, Zedaph knows, and he laughs along.) 

Zedaph’s latest AND greatest machine is a Superman Armory, an invention that spins you around in a little box and automatically suits you up with enchanted gear before launching you up out of the Cave as if you were lifting off heroically. Zedaph had been on a superheros kick lately, and he was ecstatic to try this one out. 

Normally Tango would be his first choice in a guinea pig, but Zedaph had grown fond of the new kids and wanted them to be included in his “scientific” process. He’d already tested the launching bit, and nailed where to put a water stream exactly to catch the flying hermit. All he needed was someone to equip the armor to. 

He sent Tubbo a message, and after a day had gone by the kids arrived. They were oddly skittish about elytra and Nether travel, which meant it took much longer for them to get places, but Zedaph didn’t mind. He had lots of toys to play with while he waited. 

Zedaph made sure to dismantle his front door trap as the kids appeared on the horizon. It would be funny for any other hermit to be attacked and then have to travel all the way back from their spawn, but the new kids were extremely serious about death. Zedaph didn’t ask, it was not his place, but he made sure they were comfortable all the same. 

“Welcome, lads, to the Cave of CONTRAPTIONS!” Zedaph flourished opening the door to the Cave as the kids got close. Tubbo was already smiling, and Tommy was feigning being unimpressed as usual. 

“Boy, do I have a treat for you today!” Zedaph ushered them in, Tubbo comfortably arm in arm with Tommy as the taller boy looked around. Zedaph’s smile widened as he saw a glimmer of wonder in Tommy’s eyes at his many inventions. The boy may pretend the redstone wonders were boring, but Zedaph knew he was truly in awe at what the hermit was able to create. 

Zedaph lead the boys to his newest machine, bouncing on the balls of his feet in excitement. “Introducing the Superhero Launcher!” Zedaph pushed down the lever to fell the gravel sheet, revealing the golden shiny box in all its glory. 

The reaction was not at all what Zedaph was hoping for. Quite the opposite in fact. 

Tommy went white as a sheet as soon as the gravel broke, and a shockingly violent expression of rage and terror darkened his face. Tubbo stayed fairly excited and curious after the reveal, pointless because of his blindness, but confusion and fear crossed his expression as Tommy stiffened and shoved Tubbo behind him. 

“What the fuck are you pulling?” Tommy spat, his voice nearly imperceptibly trembling. Zedaph blinked, caught off guard by the sudden anger from the boy. “It--it’s my invention? I just need Tubbo to get in so I can check--” 

Tommy bared his teeth like a cornered animal as soon as Zedaph spoke, shutting him up instantly. Zedaph flinched as Tommy summoned his netherite axe. “Get the fuck back.” 

“Tommy, what--” Tubbo spoke behind his friend, clutching his arm with white-knuckled hands. “It’s a yellow box, Tubbo!!” Tommy exploded, not taking his eyes off of Zedaph. The words confused Zedaph, but hermit saw the exact same expression befall Tubbo’s face, the boy going so pale that his explosive scars stood out like a poppy in snow. 

“Tom, I don’t understand-” Zedaph tried, but stumbled back as Tommy swung his axe. “Bullshit!! You were going to kill him!!” The boy yelled, fury trembling in every muscle of his body. 

Zedaph started. “Wh--no!! Why would I kill Tubbo?! My inventions don’t kill people!!” He argued. “Well, the void chute does but that’s got safety measures on it--” He mumbled after a moment of thought. 

It was the wrong thing to say. 

Angry tears filled Tommy’s eyes, and with his other hand he summoned and Ender Pearl. “Hold on, Tubbo.” Tommy muttered, his bright blue eyes catching Zedaph’s soul in a paralyzing laser of hatred and fear. 

Before Zedaph could speak, Tommy launched the pearl through the opening in the Cave ceiling for the Superhero Launcher, and a split second later the boys disappeared with a puff of purple particles. 

Zedaph stared at the spot they once stood, his hands shaking. Confusion and guilt hammered against his brain until the noise was unbearable. 

With trembling fingers, he tried to focus enough to type into his communicator. 

<ZedaphPlays> /msg xisumavoid i need you. its the kids. 

<ZedaphPlays> /msg xisumavoid i messed up.