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Tbh I don’t really know much about DSMP lore but I have heard the Technoblade killed Tubbo with rockets leading to people adding face scars to fanart. A thing that I do know was that in the middle of Season 6 Hermitcraft, Grian organised a mini game where you had to kill people with rockets (it was kind of like playing with nerf guns or paintballs).
So imagine a crossover where Tubbo for some reason ended up on Hermitcraft and was either wandering around or being given a tour. Then he gets to the Hermit village and sees a bunch of the Hermits try to kill eachother with the same things that gave him the scars on his face.
WHO WAS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SENT HERMITGANG TO WILBUR FUCKING SOOT?!
HIS FACE.
FUCK YEAH!
I KNOW WHO I’M GOING TO BE WATCHING.
Thank you Scott, I really wanted this.
Tubbo was having the full Grian experience with Scar.
Lol. Rip all hermit!tommy / traumatized minor from dsmp does to hermitcraft for therapy fan fics in season 8. The end crystal war just royally screwed up y'alls plots. Sorry not sorry for all you writers out there.
The following was my 1 am brain rot at its finest, so sorry if it doesnt make any sense:
Grian MC = Grian Minecraft
Ph1lza = Ph1lza Minecraft
Both have a bird father fannon thing going on.
Anyone up for a brother au?
I mean, it could work. Imagine it for a second with me. Grian and Phil are brothers, but they've been split up. Grian being in evo, and Phil being in whatever hardcore world he's in. Neither know where the other is at the moment, but they send letters to eachother through they're own respective birds. Parrots and Crows. Until, Grian eventually stops sending letters. Phil gets worried, but cant do anything about it because he has no idea where his brother is, so he pushes it to the back of his mind. Grian on the other hand is with the watchers and things go on.
Phil eventually becomes immortal through Mumza, and maybe after a few centuries, Phil comes across an old box in his house. An old box that's filled with Grian's letters and realization hits him. Grian would probably be dead by now. Phil doesnt know he's immortal through the watchers, so hes probably dead, right? It has been centuries after all.
Fast forward some time, and let's say that Phil has Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy now. Sometimes Phil will off handedly mention someone but neither Wilbur or Techno ever get the name of the person, while Tomny is still to young to really understand. Whenever Will and Techno try to ask who Phil was talking about, he would always say he would tell them later. Unfortunately, "later" means something a lot different when your father is an immortal angel of death.
One time, Wilbur just got fed up with Phil saying "later" and decided to push his father a bit harder on who "he" was that Phil would mumble and mention to himself. Phil thought about it for a second before deciding that now would be better then not, so he sits them all down, and explains that they have an uncle. One who had a tendency for building, pranks, and TNT.
Phil spent that afternoon just talking about what he remembered from Grian, and all three boys start to eventually idolize him in some way.
Tommy liked his pranks and chaos while Techno liked his "one man empire" thing, and found it more as a sign of strength rather then failure. Meanwhile, Wilbur just started to idolize his uncle and saw his story as poetic. He decided that he wanted to write a story for himself that was maybe even more so.
Grian had been stuck with the watcher for a long time now. And even though it was nice, it was also quite boring. With only being able to watch people, and play small pranks occasionally. Grian wanted to get away from the ender god like beings and start his life again. He missed his friends, and being able to play pranks on them. He missed being able to build large scale and beautiful homes. And Grian missed writting to Phil. He hadnt seen his brother in so long, but there was nothing he could do about it. The watcher were always watching, and that included him aswell. Grian would have to be sneaky if he wanted to get out, and his plan for escape was just that. Now, it was just a waiting game for the perfect time to leave.
Phil went on to mention Grian every once in a while, and rumor started to pick up on "the one the angel of death talks of." Nobody knew who he was talking about, and the normal folks were much more scared to ask rather then Phil's own kids. From what the people heard though, it sounded almost like an evil counterpart. One who brings beautiful things, only to destroy them later. One who laughs at the misfortune that he brings. People started to call the other "Redza" with a rumor coming around that his clothes were stained with blood of the lives he ruined.
Grian made it out. He didnt know where he was, but he was out. He was finally out of the end. Grian looked up, and the first time in decades, centuries, Grian saw the sky again. Oh, it was so beautiful and colorful, rather then that dark, wide void he had to look at for so long. Grian smiled as he wanted to get closer. He wanted to fly again. The watchers were gods, who didnt need pitiful wings. They would just float or teleport around, so whenever Grian expressed his want to fly, it was mocked by everyone who was around. The watchers thought that flying was all too much work, and never understood the feeling Grian got whenever he tried to express his love for it. Now that Grian was out of that hell, he could...he could....fly again?
Grian jumped and jumped and jumped again, like from muscle memory he tried to recall, but nothing was coming to him. His smile was drained from his face as he tried to push off the ground to get somewhere. Anywhere. But nothing happened. Grian fell to his knees, and then his stomach as he wanted to fly again so badly, but just couldnt. What had happened as he left? He swore he still had his wings. He...still had his wings, right?
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Fuck this got way too much out of control. I just started writting and then couldnt stop and now we're here. I was having 1 am brain rot last night, and I didn't think it would amount to THIS. Anyway, sorry for the surprise fan fiction. I suck at grammar, you dont have to tell me. Continue this if you feel like it, I dont mind. The rest of this basically amounts to :
"Grian's in hermitcraft"
"chicken --> parrot ---> dragon"
" reunite during mcc pride and Grian figures out he had nephews."
If people can add yhs into this, go ahead, I've just never watched the series before. I'm taking my leave now before this consumes my day, and this post becomes longer then a book. Remember your water, meds, and food and have a nice night.
Fucked this up the first time, sorry about that. Anyway, I have a few fics you could try. A handful of them are fantasy aus tho, but a few aren't. I also have some 3rd life x dsmp fan fics if you've watched that too.
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The one below this text is set up really weirdly and has absolutely no indications about when or where things are happening, but it's still a good fic. You just have to get over the odd writting style
Anyone know any Hermitcraft and Dream smp crossover fics? I'm currently checking out shells in the foam but I have a scratch that I am desperate to itch into oblivion and just one fic won't do it
I've always wanted a Fic where the dreamsmp gets transported to an abandoned hermitcraft world, and just check out the scenery/claim mega bases and just go on with their normal sides stuff. Like, the dream smp gets transported to like, season 7 or something, and all they start to do is loot and break down the builds for the good resources. Most of them stay intact, but that's probably just because of foolish, or people still want to have shelter. And everything goes on as the dream smp would, just in a different setting. Or something like that. My au ideas can be rough to word sometimes.
I am 90% sure that tommy actually did just take over mumbo's account and then forced him to do a voice over in the newest episode. Like, "Mooners" sounds like something tommy would say and I swear that mumbo's favorite block was smooth stone slabs, and not cobblestone.
Why does dream xd sound like a watcher? Like the whole soul thing, and how he can't really talk to people unless it's through obscure means... I don't know, but like....fanfiction people please consider as headcanon.
Im just throwing out idea here, but.....
Zombie cleo as Techno
Joe hills as philza
My shitty dsmp hc swap ideas. They all suck I'm purely making it up as I go.
Iskall as quackity? Maybe? Idk. I'm just listing ideas. I think jevin would replace slime. That ones kinda obvious. Tango as Sam? That feels right with their large scale Redstone contraptions. Cubfan and Karl? Didn't Cub time travel to make his skin younger or something? Maybe? Idk. Zedaph as....Fundy? Or someone like him. Pearl as tubbo Maybe might fit. False is a girl boss and would probably take someone like nikki or hannah. Stress as puffy? Rendog could fit the role as wilbur if you look at it weirdly enough. I'm mainly basing it off the fact that both wilbur and red have so many different forms, and if I decided that grian was dream, would that make Ariana Griande drista? That would be neat. I'm purely making this up as I go, lol. I've said before that Cleo and Joe could be techno and Phil, but then again that pair could also be filled with Ren and doc. Or doc could just be jack manifold purely because I wouldn't put it past him to find a way to defy death without the revive book. Bdubs as tommy because they both seem like feral mother fuckers. And this is all bullshit from the top of my head. I'll probably do another one for which hermits would fit the dsmp, but either way. I could make a million connections between every single one of them if I wanted to, but I don't feel like it at the moment.
Are there any events, details, headcanons, etc. that are specific to your Hermit!Tommy AU? :D I’d love to hear anything about it!!
Well, I don't have that much of my own Hermit!Tommy AU since I tend to lean on other people's take of it like redorich and petrichormeraki because I suck at writing, plus, I don't have much knowledge on Hermitcraft and the hermits themselves (I know widely on Grian, Mumbo, Xisuma, and Iskall however the other hermits, not so much) anyways.
Details on my Hermit!Tommy AU?
-He used to live at Joe's doghouse district (Crediting Petrichormeraki for that) settled at Mumbo's old hobit home for a while till he's ready to make his own base. Tommy has a small cottage house, a hillside storage room in disguise, and an underground war room where he grinds weaponry, experience, ores, etc as a way to cope and calm his paranoia but surely turned to healthier coping mechanisms such as building, gardening, beekeeping, and bookbinding.
-Scar and Tommy has this soft comedic Love-Hate friendship, It all started with Tommy leaving messes like creeper holes and unsheared tree leaves which made Scar fed up and conforted Tommy about it, Scar tried to be gentle but Tommy like the loud child he is, it only led the two into an argument yet Tommy made a pinky promise to never do that again and Scar gave him tips about it.
-There's an inside joke among the hermits that whenever they pass by Tommy's place, they would leave a stack or two of building in his chest anonymously like quartz, different types of woods, slabs, etc because let's be honest, the kid's building is not too much pretty to look at and Tommy still doesn't take their gift since he doesn't want their "pity".
-Tommy after he's comfortable with the hermits (entrusting them with his trust) he hangs the old pictures (him and tubbo, the crew when the time of L'manberg and Tubbo in his presidential suit) The hermit wants to ask about it like who, what and when of those pictures but doesn't want to push him, worried if they pushed any of his personal buttons.
-Tommy has night terrors on some occasions, screaming as if he was going to getting murdered, rare hallucinations of Tubbo, Wilbur Even dream (He doesn't know the triggers of his hallucinations are yet) Xisuma and Impluse try to find a way for his night terrors to be smoothened put by potions or medicine.
Events on my Hermit!Tommy AU?
-Tommy fled after Dream blew up Logstedshire and almost attempting suicide, like any other Hermit!Tommy AU take on, He somehow ends up in Hermitcraft. He doesn't remember but he does remember blurringly like a fever dream, running away from something, wounded, blindly, screaming hoarsely for help and stepping in something but that's about it. He was found passed out bleeding beneath a tree by Zombiecleo and alerted the Admin about it.
-The Mycelium vs Grass war got Tommy wracked up, to the point he unhealthy grinded days on end but surely is informed that it isn't the same "definition" of war like in Dream SMP that gave Tommy a huge slap on the face of what's normal and what's extreme.
-Tommy took a break from MCC but soon came back, teaming up along with the hermits and agreed on being masked from the crowd, worried that he'll be found. However in the second chosen mini-game: Survival game, Tubbo, and Tommy came across each other due to the borders shirking fast
Both of them thought that they were hallucinating but fortunately, it isn't. Tubbo frantically started to ask him, begging for forgiveness to Tommy but he was killed in the process. Tommy was very quiet the next round.
(that’s it for now).
Headcanons on my Hermit!Tommy AU?
-Tommy has a short ponytail now and is very good with braiding because techno would always ask Tommy to do his hair.
-Techno has two forms. Piglin form, and Human form.
he prefers his Piglin form as a battle appearance because it’s tanked, faster, and generally stronger than his human form so whenever he goes into something battle-related and casually in public so most people don’t know he looks like in human form. (he also has this mentality to not let his guard down whenever he’s surrounded by people unless it’s his loved and trusted ones).
-Tommy started to curse less in Hermitcraft. The day when Tommy said frick instead fuck, Scar was smiling the entire day.
-He likes ZombieCleo like a sister because he reminds him of Niki.
-He has a small bee garden hobbit (soon extended larger) where he sometimes has picnics, plans out builds, vibe, and relaxes because bees give him this sense of calmness, soft happiness though it gave him a sided homesick heartache. (Y’know, Tubbo.)
-Tommy has two huge surgical wounds on his shoulder blades, he used to have wings when he was little but got into a mega-wither accident which resulted in him transmitted to a hospital, worried that the continuous withering might cause his life so they surgically removed the already halfway severely withered wings off, losing them at a young age.
-Grian and he are the ultimate prankster duo in the Hermitcraft.
-Tommy has problems when it comes to telling what’s real and what’s fake in relationships due to the betrayals, gaslighting, emotional manipulation (from his brother, Wilbur), and the constant inner changing dreads of indecisiveness he dealt with.
(The drawings will be posted after this)
Keralis: I'm here now, Xisuma!
Xisuma: Oh! You're finally here! A little late but fine, where were you?
Keralis: Oh uh...Just dropped by Tommy's place that's all
Xisuma:
Keralis:
Xisuma: You Anonymously stuffed another stack of building materials again, didn't you?
Keralis: Yeah
Meanwhile at Tommy's place:
@commiecricket I did the deed
have some impluse and tommy moments
