Sero Has A Dark Sense Of Humor And Thats The Only HC I Need Rn.

Sero has a dark sense of humor and that’s the only HC I need rn.

I just wanna tell him a joke at my expense about taking a dirt nap- have him agree, and not be able to tell if I was joking or not 😌🥺 I just feel like he’d understand it and not be immediately on my ass about it

They’re all fucking menaces when they want to be, but that’s baby 🥺

bakugo would pick boogers off ur face/wipe ur snot for u.

him: *holds up tissue* blow.

I can't even lie... this has been on my mind the past couple days, partially because it reminds me of this post, but also because... you're so right and I wanna talk about it alkjxfal;dskf;a...

Like, everything aside... Bakugo's a pro-hero, and I just know that means dealing with a lot more nasty things than a little spit and sweat. I always thinks abt that one scene when he's fighting All Might where he literally... v*mits on himself LMFAOOOO, like snot is obviously NOTHING to him!!! Probably esp. after years of being pro.

Plus... "he just likes everything about you" is such a good way to put it (IT'S TRUE), and I just scream thinking about Bakugo who doesn't let you get away with not giving him affection because of some excuse he thinks is stupid.

(Also I lowkey headcanon that because he's a hero, he really doesn't notice the things that you notice, because he's just always fucking stinky)

He 100% inhales during all your hugs, refusing to let you go when you try to pull away (because if you get a hug from him, you better appreciate it brb crine)... and he also probably gets up real close to your face and STAYS THERE to glare at you when you don't want to kiss him with coffee breath...

Baby :(((

And just because we're here, I was reminded of:

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Bakugo's always doing that terrible, awful spitshine thing to you... you know, the one where he licks his thumb before wiping a crumb off your face with wayyyy too much pressure.

You know that he's meaning for it to be, but it would be a more sweet if he didn't always makes a God-awful face while doing it: pinching his brows together and curling his lip upward as he focuses on one single crumb.

Head empty except for the thoughts of a soulmate au where your soulmate can feel when you touch yourself. Bakugou getting absolutely pissed when he’s hard for the fourth fucking time that afternoon. His soulmates sex drive is so high, and he vows to fuck you so good that you don’t want to masturbate anymore once he finds you. He ruins touching yourself because he makes you cum harder than you possibly could. Which works at first, but then you get a vibrator and really piss him off because he knows.

anon ... anon ur brain is HUGE ???

no because katsuki sitting in his office trying to get the fuck through his paperwork and he has piles of it bc he’s a shit stick and always does some kind of city damage when he’s on patrol— trying to take care of his documents when he feels his cock swell and throb with need and this is...what? the fourth time today.

swearin’ and mutterin’ something like “don’cha got a fuckin’ job?” under his breath while he carefully peels back his pants and boxers bc bakugou’s poor cock is so sensitive :( from all the times you’ve rubbed one out on your sticky clit or fucked yourself hard on your tiny fingers— he can feel it all and it’s killing him. it kills him even more to know how many rounds you can go on your own and imagining you beneath him, impaled on this very same leaky and bright red dick of katsuki’s is the final nail in the coffin.

taking his achey cock between his rough fingers, bakugou swears whenever he finds you— you’ll be cumming so hard that you can’t even remember your own name. he’s gonna make you pay for all the times he popped a boner in front of friends and colleagues alike just because you can’t satisfy your greedy cunt on your own. he pictures you, what you might look like as you spread yourself open on your fingers or a toy, rosy and puffy clit, sticky and glistening folds— your face lined with sweat and mouth that hangs open full to the brim with saliva.

the image is enough to make bakugou cum on his own let alone the way you’re touching yourself like this, “‘m gonna fuckin’ ruin ya,” he huffs out, haunched over his paperwork, cheeks flushed pink as he pants like a dog— fisting his cock to the stimulation of you touching yourself, the pace of his hand so fast that lewd and wet noises echo throughout his office. clear strings of precum bead from his burning tip and tears sting in his eyes because it feels so fucking good touching himself to you. “fuckin’ brat...’m gonna make y’cum so fuckin’ hard,”

the blonde spits to no one in particular but he imagines how you’d squeak if you heard him— wonders if you’d moan loud or bite your lip to keep yourself quiet. but then you make yourself cum and he’s no where near ready, release shooting from his tip before he can stop himself and catch it, thick ropes of white hot seed ruining the paper work he’s spent all afternoon on— mankind bakugou a shivering and ruined mess, tears stinging in his ruby eyes as his own cum stains his fingers.

he’s pissed, but he’ll get you next time.

imagine losing your virginity to draken.

he’s so gentle and passionate towards you, so honored that his baby trusts him so much to take their virginity, and without a condom on?

it’s a love hate thing when he’s first sinking into you. he loves the way you’re gripping for dear life onto anything before getting even 2 inches of him inside of you, and he loves how much your tiny walls suction onto his length as it’s trying to accommodate his size.

but he hates hurting his baby, he fucking hates seeing you in pain. he’s holding you tight kissing your side and shushing you ever so sweetly as more and more of him sinks into your cunt. “shh, don’t worry baby, i’m right here.”

he’s so proud of you, so proud of his baby for taking all of him inside of you in one go, it took 10 minutes but he’s still so proud and so needy.

he hates how badly he wants to piston inside of you, how badly he wants to be so rough and make you feel good. he’s biting his lip when you finally let him move inside of you ever so slightly, he’s holding back everything inside him to do anything he wants to do.

because he also wants to go slow, his groans are so sweet as he pulls back into your swollen walls. he almost wants to cry by how special he feels, being the one to take your virginity and all.

dunno bout u guys, but I love Terushima..

No! I’m fine thanks for asking, couldn’t be me choking on my own tongue reading this 🤤🤭

⟳ how does bakugo katsuki react to finding out you watch rough porn?

tags: fingering, degradation/shaming, dacryphilia, hair pulling, light threats, mentions of rough pornography, including noncon, kidnapping, impact play

“what the fuck is this?” bakugo demands, seeing you on the bed. he shoves the screen at you, demanding, “are these your fucking bookmarks?”

the blood drains out of your face, staring helplessly at your boyfriend. of course you recognize them. you scroll through them every few days, only when bakugo’s away, and when you know you’re absolutely alone. how did he get them? you were sure you wiped your history every time.

“katsu—” you stutter, “i-i can explain—”

but he’s already crawling over to you, fisting your hair, tugging on it so hard that tears spring into your eyes. you let out a small whimper, heart racing. bakugo’s aggressive, but he’s a hero, after all. and what would he think of you after this? rape is illegal, it’s morally repugnant, even if it’s just staged—

“yeah? you fuckin’ getting off to this shit?” he glances at the list, sneering at the titles, “slut gets what she deserves? whore gets kidnapped and used? bitch gets slapped and fucked?”

“no, no—“ you squeal when he tugs on your hair, “no, it’s not like that—“

but then he’s prodding at your pussy with his thick fingers, pressing insistently against your entrance. when he finds that you’re not wet, he scoffs and stuffs them into your mouth.

“make them nice and wet for me, yeah? since this pussy’s fuckin’ useless,” he mutters, waiting until you’ve drooled all over them, “tell me. what’s it fuckin’ like then?”

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