Yoongi Scenario | Stuck On You

yoongi scenario | stuck on you

❝ While wrapping gifts you end up super gluing your hand to Yoongi’s… not completely on accident… ❞

➸ prompt: I can’t wrap Christmas presents to save my life, but you’re amazing at it. Please help me!

➸ pairing: yoongi x reader

➸ requested by anon | 3.2k words | fluff, neighbour au

Why is gift wrapping so difficult? Why is wrapping paper so flimsy? Why are gifts such irregular shapes? Why is sellotape so hard to cut? And why is the whole palaver such an embarrassment when you can’t do it properly, crossing the corridor to the apartment across from yours with shamed red cheeks, as you knock on the door and ask desperately, “Could you possibly help me? I might have tied my hands together with ribbon…”

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Stain (Namjoon x Reader)

You’re pretty sure you’ve experienced a lifetime’s worth of embarrassment by now. Request: Hii! Can you please do “You stood up for me against that really rude costumer who almost made me cry, thank you” with namjoon please? Thanks ^-^ 

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Fluff + comedy, 2.5k words, namjoon/reader, potion shop au.

You’re sitting behind the counter, humming to yourself as you page through the yellowed parchment of your potions textbook. The potion shop is empty, giving you peace and quiet to study for your upcoming Magicks exam.

You wince at the door squealing open—you make a mental note to oil them later—and bookmark your page, standing up. The customer, a short, stocky lady dressed in unfamiliar garb, saunters in and lets the door creak shut behind her. She eyes the posters on the wall behind you that advertise the latest sales and list the best-selling potions of the shop.

“Is there anything I can help you with today?” You give her your sunniest smile.

“Yes,” she replies, curtly. “I want a custom potion.”

You try not to let her snappy, authoritative tone bother you. “Alright,” you say, with false brightness. You reach for your pen and notepad. “What will it be?”

“I’d like—“

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The Stork [single mom!reader x jin]

For a very beloved lady who is going to be a wonderful mom no matter what. I hope this helps you pass the time and make you smile. I didn’t proofread it because I just really wanted to post it so you could have this!!! I love you both so much. <3333333

Rated T for a bunch of comforting, nice, fluffy stuff with some adult tinges. Word count 4.5k.

[ recommended listening: married life by michael giacchino ]

Car rides tend to be what calms most infants down, but you don’t have a car. You have your legs, and public transportation, and a park just down the way that holds a bench by a lake where you can just hear the soft music of the carousel nearby humming over the babbling of the ducks. They’re almost always nibbling at bread and toting around their own offspring (though theirs follow them in messy, zig-zagged lines while your own little bundle is less agile, more soft fussy lump kept cradled in a wrap).

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All I Ask

Pairing: Gryffindor! Jin x Gryffindor reader

warning: smut

Word count: 2,304

Run down: Jin suggests you practice losing your virginity on him.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” He asks you hoping you’ll say yes but not wanting you to be uncomfortable.

“Yes Jin I’m sure, I’ve been wanting this for a long time,” you say looking into his eyes. He then bends down and captures your lips in a kiss that makes your head spin, and gently lowers you down onto the soft, bed.

You had been in love with your best friend Jin since you two first sat next to each other on the train to your first year at Hogwarts. You quickly became friends and were both excited when you ended up being in Gryffindor, while you had gone and become more studious than your friend, Jin quickly grew in the Quidditch ranks becoming the youngest captain in history in his third year. However, you weren’t surprised he was always very liked by students and had a natural charm that attracted many to him. This also meant that he was always the attention of girls too, his Adonis looks just ended up further attracting them. You would just silently watch from the sidelines as he would go out with one after another. Your friendship had never weakened though, you two were an anomaly to students and had to lead them to believe that friendships between men and women were actually possible, but only if you were Kim Seokjin and Y/L/N Y/F/N. None of them knew about the crush you had on him though and how every new girl felt like a stab to your heart.

This is how it had come to this. You and Jin were about to have a one night stand all because you had told him you didn’t want to graduate a virgin and were looking for someone to lose it to.

“Y/n I don’t understand don’t you want to wait until it means something to you,” he asks.

“Jinnie I’m tired of waiting; the right guy doesn’t realize I exist so I’m done waiting” you whine.

“Just who is this right guy, and how come I’ve never heard of him,” he asks offended you would keep something like this from him.

“No one I’m just telling you that I’m tired of waiting for anyone to appear and sweep me off my feet” you try to cover up your mistake.

“Still I don’t think this is a good idea, don’t you want to know a bit about the guy before jumping into bed with him” he tries.

“Have you known every single girl that jumped into your bed” you reply.

“But this about you and not me,” he says exasperated.

“No Jin don’t you dare tell me you are being sexist right now,” you say

“That’s not what I mean” he tries and gets up from the table and walks around frustrated at the conversation. “I just don’t want you to regret it, and I always make sure the girl knows what she’s getting into with me so it’s not the same.”

“Jin I know what I’m getting into, it’s just a one-night stand I’ll be fine,” you say tiredly.

“But Jackson really,” he asks “you could do so much better than that over muscled airhead.”

“JIN how dare you, I’ve never seen you so judgmental of anyone” you bite back.

“Well I’ve never had to before since my best friend hadn’t ever decided she wanted to have sex with anyone” he insisted.

“Jin just last week you complimented Jackson and how great of a guy he was” you sigh.

“Well he’s not good enough for you” he persists.

Exasperated you cry “well then who is, tell me Jin who is good enough for my first time, which will be a one-night stand, and I’ll never talk about it again hmm who is”

“No one is good enough for you” he whispers.

“That’s exactly the problem Jin no one is, maybe I don’t want someone who is good enough, I want to have sex, with someone who knows how”

“Well then what about me” he snaps “I have plenty of experience; isn’t that what criteria is clearly”

“Jin you’re my best friend wouldn’t that be weird for you”

“Not if it’s you, besides if you remember I was your first kiss, it wasn’t awkward then practicing why would it be awkward now” he insists. Your heart leaps at the memory of your first kiss with Jin, and truthfully you did want him to be your first and if was the only way you got him then this was enough.

“Ok let’s practice then Jin”

The two of you finally decide on the day this would happen and where. So this is why you are currently two weeks away from graduating and in Jin’s dorm under him.

“You won’t regret this right,” he asks breaking away from the kiss to look you into the eyes.

“Yes Jin I’m sure, now shut up and fuck me,” you say. He doesn’t need to be told twice and leans down and kisses you again. His long slim fingers gently hold your face and one moves down to your hip, as still waiting for permission just stays there. You move your hands to his back grab onto his shirt, pushing him further on top of you. He takes this as your permission and glides his hand underneath your shirt and slowly up your abdomen. His rough calloused hands from all that Quidditch practice on your soft stomach has you moaning at the sensation. Your moan has him breaking the kiss and moving his plump lips to your neck, sucking softly then intensifying the actions. You moan more and arch your back pushing your body up into his. His fingers finally seem to find your breasts and palms your breasts through the material of your bra.

“Jin more” you moan “please more.”

“You sound so pretty moaning and begging for me princess,” Jin says and stops to take your shirt off. Immediately you feel a bit self-conscious and try to cover yourself up, but Jin grabs your hands and pins them on either side of you. “You’ve always been the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen Y/n” before you have time to dwell on that statement he takes off your bra and puts his mouth on your right breast slowly and agonizingly sucking on it while his hand plays with the other.

“Ah Jin that feels so good” you cry.

He slowly starts kissing down your torso before grabbing your legs and starting with the right leg kisses your calf then moving the kisses down your thigh repeats the action with your left leg until he reaches your covered sex once more and places a kiss on it. The sensation of him there is something you’ll never forget. He picks up his head to kiss your lips once more as he takes off your skirt and panties and using one hand to stimulate your clit while the other is on your breast teasing your nipple. You arch your back into him as the new sensation causes you to moan into his kisses. He moves his lips once again to your neck finding your sweet spot and you feel you could orgasm just from this position.

“Jin take off your clothes please” you beg. Complying to your request he takes off his shirt then pants and boxer briefs. You take him in, in all his naked glory and fall a little more in love. It’s as if Michelangelo had used him as his model for David, if only he really under exaggerated the size of his cock.

Worried you say “Jin can that really fit in me”

He chuckles and says “yes it can, but don’t worry I’ll try to be as gentle as possible, it will still hurt though are you ok with that?” You nod and he kisses you once again. You had thought that his hands on you were an amazing sensation but that never compared to the feeling of his naked chiseled body on top of yours. Once again he slowly kissed you all over before making his way to your sex. Once he put his mouth there and started his sensual attack all the teasing he had done had made you even more sensitive to his mouth on your sex. He added a finger into you and you felt yourself coming undone.

“Jin I can’t take it” you moan and orgasm. He lets you ride out the orgasm and then proceeds you kiss your lips.

“We can stop here,” he says as he breaks the kiss and looks into your eyes “we don’t have to continue if you don’t want to Y/n.”

“I want more, make me feel more Jin,” you say looking into his eyes. He then slowly kisses you and starts to enter you. The painful sensation makes you grab onto his back. Once he’s fully in he waits for you to adjust to his size and slowly starts his thrusts. As the painful sensation passes the feeling of him inside you brings a new sensation to you. You feel connected in a way you hadn’t imagined and were grateful that he was the one to show you this and not another guy.

“Harder” you moan as his thrust hits your g-spot.

“You sure,” he asks worriedly.

“Yes Jin harder please”

He picks up the pace and thrusts harder and harder into you. The feeling has you coming undone once more.

“Ah Jin I’m close” you cry.

“Ah if you keep clenching around me that way I’ll be close to Y/n” he moans into your ear.

You feel the orgasm once more and clench hard against him causing him to thrust harder and reach his climax too. With a final thrust, he falls on top of you.

“That was amazing Jin, thank you for being my first” you kiss him once more.

He gets up and discard the condom and brings back a warm wet towel to clean you up.

“Let me” you start to say but Jin just pushes your hand away and gently cleans you up and after he’s done cleans up and goes to lie down next to you.

“So what now,” you ask, uncertain of what to do.

“Now we sleep, I don’t know about you but I’m exhausted,” he says as he wraps his arms around you bringing you closer to him and kisses the top of your head. You reason that you will deal with everything in the morning so you start to drift off.

“I love you Y/n” you softly hear, but it must be your imagination you reason.

The next morning you wake up and find yourself alone in bed. I guess this means I should leave you to think. And start to grab your things and getting dressed, just as the door opens and Jin comes in with coffee and muffins.

“Hey you leaving already,” he says looking shocked.

“Well I assume that you probably don’t want me here after last night,” you say putting your shirt back on. He puts the coffee and muffins on his study table and makes his way to you.

“Y/n I need to tell you something” he starts and seeing the worry in his eyes you interrupt.

“Its ok Jin, I know this was a one-time thing, don’t worry about me clinging to you” you rush to go around him and grab a cup and muffin and start towards the door.

“Y/n that’s not what I wanted to say” he quickly gets in front of you and the door. You curse your legs for not being fast enough since now you have to deal with him rejecting you.

“Y/n please look at me” he whispers; you bring your head up to look at him.

“Y/n last night was amazing and something I’ve wanted since I saw you on the train in the fourth year.” He says and you look at him in confusion.

“You wanted to have sex with me since the fourth year?”

“No Y/n” he replies and you feel your hopes shatter. “I’ve wanted to make love to you since the fourth year” you’re confused now.

“You love me?”

“Yes I’ve loved you since the second year, and after last night I don’t want to have things between us be just friends and more I can’t handle it y/n” he grabs your hands and looks into your eyes for your reaction.

“Jin I’ve loved you since I first sat down next to you on the train, but I was always scared you didn’t like me so I never said anything.

“You love me too” he exclaims and picks you up, hugging you.

“Yes” you laugh “I love you too, my slow idiot”

“Hey I’m not slow and I’m not the only one of us that didn’t understand the other was also in love with her” he pouts. Then smiling down at you asks “Y/N my perfect partner will you also be my partner in life and be my girlfriend”

“Ugh that’s so cheesy I expect that from Namjoon, but yes, of course, I’ll be your girlfriend.” You get on your tiptoes and kiss him before he can deepen the kiss you break it and say “We got to get to breakfast I have to tell Jimin that I finally confessed to you”

“Actually I confessed to you first,” he says.

“Eh technicalities” you giggle. He grabs your hand and you start down the hall to the great hall where you are greeted by your friends with an exclamation of “Finally” “You all owe me four butter beers” “Ugh you two couldn’t wait until after graduation, my bet was on that”

“No, we couldn’t Yoongi” you smile looking to Jin who smiles back and leans down to plant a sweet kiss on your lips.

Lovers’ Paradox.

Every time he gloats over you, you just want to punch him in the face to shut him up. With your fist or maybe with your mouth. You still aren’t quite sure which one to use yet. Possibly both.

pairing: min yoongi x reader genre: comedy, slight angst, fluff type: enemies to lovers + police au word count: 10,542 words warnings: a bunch of sexual innuendos author’s note: happy birthday to my mean ho, pablo, fellow yoongi appreciator, and the bestest friend in the entire universe @zephyoongist​ (i have a longer note for you at the bottom!)

➵ bangtan police unit: a collab with @gukstudio​

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Lieutenant Min Yoongi had stationed himself at his desk for three hours already, starting from when he came in at six a.m. sharp, and practically inhaled the coffee he had bought from the quaint hole in the wall cafe near his apartment. Despite already downing the largest cup he could order from the shop, he no longer felt the effects of the extra shots of expresso and was forced to drink the watered-down version offered at his workplace. With more caffeine than actual rivulets of carmine running through his veins, Yoongi practically fuels his sleep deprived body with lethal doses of the stale and caustic coffee provided at the Bangtan Police Station.

The crisp sheets of paper from the latest case file he is examining are spread out across his desk in somewhat of a disarray, the original order he had put it in four hours ago now long gone, as he continuously rifles around for certain tidbits of information that can piece the solution together. Picking up what is now his third cup of coffee, he mumbles a variation of curses under his breath when he sees that he had been using the case’s manila folder as a coaster, glaring disdainfully at the blatant brown ring staining the front of the file. He is beginning to lose feeling in his backside, and his mind toys with the thought of taking a nap in one of the cots set up in the backroom. Yet, he cannot take his eyes away from the evidence laid out in front of him; the solution is right there—he can feel it beneath his fingertips as he trails them across the ridged papers and the dark ink.

Three rapid knocks are heard against the glass of his office door, and Yoongi looks up to see Hoseok—his second-in-command sergeant and long-time police partner—enter the room, nervously biting his lower lip. A deeper crease forms between his furrowed eyebrows as Yoongi takes one glance at the worried and tense expression adorning Hoseok’s ordinarily cheery face. He finally speaks up, his voice cracking slightly from disuse. “What is it, Hoseok?”

“Organized Crime sent their sergeant here to work on that case with you.” Hoseok gestures towards the opened file. “Apparently, it’s connected to a string of gang induced murders they’ve been tracking, and—”

“Oh, fuck, no.” Yoongi interrupts, rubbing his temples as he closes his eyes. “Please don’t tell me it’s—”

“Guess I’m stuck with you again. I’d say it’s a pleasure to work with you again, but it really isn’t, so let’s just cut the crap and get straight to it, pretty boy.”

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