Jeff Goldblum, Taika Waititi, And Keanu Reeves Are Not The Same Species, But They Are Certainly Closer

Jeff Goldblum, Taika Waititi, and Keanu Reeves are not the same species, but they are certainly closer to each other than they will ever be to the rest of us.

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti?

you want a maserati?

you better worm, bitch

someone: what do u do for fun? me: *realizes I don’t have fun*

You are putting folks of all kinds on stage with you — all colors, shapes, sizes — presenting them as equals. Another critic might have called it a celebration of humanity.

The Greatest Showman (2017)