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Halloween is the closest to communism America gets, there's a level of communal care for children, cars are discouraged, slightly better stuff on tv, sexy vampires witches and ghouls everywhere...
Bsd really is THAT story isn’t it? Mafia x detective, enemies to lovers, supernatural powers, gay gay homosexual gay, author au, found family, be gay do crime, french people, uber instincts of uber autism, old man yaoi, cats and no dogs, vampires, clowns, American capitalism, babygirls, twinks, a dragon, furries, the list could go on and on
Jeff Goldblum, Taika Waititi, and Keanu Reeves are not the same species, but they are certainly closer to each other than they will ever be to the rest of us.
Han: Boyfriend? I don't want to be Leia's boyfriend.
Luke: Well...what do you want, then?
Han: I don’t know! I just want to be with here all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair. But I don’t want to be her stupid boyfriend!
BTS AS BOB’S BURGERS GIFS
JIN:
YOONGI:
HOBI:
NAMJOON:
JIMIN:
TAEHYUNG:
JUNGKOOK:
ballister is actually just a borzoi wearing human clothes
the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
Victorious characters as John Mulaney quotes
Tori:
André:
Robbie:
Cat:
Jade:
Beck:
Trina:
Sinjin:
Sikowitz:
Rex:
i am not a female or a male, but a secret third thing: a boy
murph: so i'm playing this fucked up little dork
art department: mhm
murph: riz is just a total outcast dweeb, the most bullyable nerd in a group of bullyable nerds
art dept: yeah
murph: i feel like you're not listening
art dept: uh huh yeah no i got you
art dept (20min later): okay here's your character
"Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say "My tooth is aching" than to say "My heart is broken."
– C.S. Lewis
"I did not like to be touched, but it was a strange dislike. I did not like to be touched because I craved it too much. I wanted to be held very tight so I would not break."
-Marya Hornbacher, Wasted
university is just *makes appointment* *fills water bottle* *updates google calendar* *buys shitty campus food* *answers emails* *makes another appointment* *stares at review page for thirty minutes* *laptop battery dies* *eats all your snacks as soon as you get to the library* *more emails* *walk behind slow people*
I… listen m8, I didn’t need to be called out like this today
“fuck you my child is completely fine” your child is in their 20’s watching scenes from their favorite dragon age romance to feel loved