MY LAST TWO NEURONS IN MY HEAD:

MY LAST TWO NEURONS IN MY HEAD:

They’ve truly driven him to the edge

He’s talking to a goddamn FRIDGE

matt drawing on his hotdog with mustard always brings tears to my eyes. that precious soul.

he’s just a baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i wanna shrink him and keep him in my pocket forever and keep him safe from the world

i’d look so pretty on his lap… need it now

podcast matt,you will always have my heart.💖

So real I can’t even explain how much I could see this lol

chris’s fav thing to do is put his fingers in your mouth.

- you could be laying in bed and he’d have his fingers in your mouth cause he loves the way your mouth feels and you love how his fingers feel.

- he’d put his fingers in your mouth when he’s fucking you so you’re not loud

- if you guys are baking a cake he’d get frosting on his fingers and grab your chin with his hand to hold your jaw while you suck his fingers clean

- you could be yelling at him cause you didn’t ask him to put the laundry away and his brothers would be around so he’s like “watch this” and puts his fingers in your mouth to shut you up