
My life is just a big fat identity crisis lolMatt girl (despite what it looks like)
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He’s so boyfriend coded I can’t just let me hiiitttt




me at literally every single character the whole season

i’d look so pretty on his lap… need it now
me holding back the probably adhd urge to start a conversation w you after replying twice

I’m at work rn but literally my shit is always open lol 🖤🖤 I love meeting fans that don’t hate me lmaooo
Guys pls I’m working on a Matt imagine rn but it’s SO LONG I’ve been working on it for DAYS should I just stop???? Do yall even read long ass shit like that on here??? It’s suuuuch a cute concept I love love love but like… I feel like it’s gonna flop and I’ve been wasting days on it 😭
So real I can’t even explain how much I could see this lol
chris’s fav thing to do is put his fingers in your mouth.
- you could be laying in bed and he’d have his fingers in your mouth cause he loves the way your mouth feels and you love how his fingers feel.
- he’d put his fingers in your mouth when he’s fucking you so you’re not loud
- if you guys are baking a cake he’d get frosting on his fingers and grab your chin with his hand to hold your jaw while you suck his fingers clean
- you could be yelling at him cause you didn’t ask him to put the laundry away and his brothers would be around so he’s like “watch this” and puts his fingers in your mouth to shut you up
????
yall really sit there and act like Nick isn’t the finest triplet 😭 ARE YOU KIDDING

MY LAST TWO NEURONS IN MY HEAD:
the way i just dropped to my knees 🙏🙏
They’ve truly driven him to the edge
He’s talking to a goddamn FRIDGE
Oh lord…
HELP MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY
I NEED TO FEEL THOSE LONG ASS FINGERS BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF ME
”that’s MY girlfriend” | c.s.


W/C: around 1228 (the word counter site kept screwing me over sorry lol) | x reader/ y/n
In which Chris comments on his new favorite photo of you (just Chris fluff)
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“Do I look okay?” I turned to Nick, who looked up from his computer screen to look at me. “You look amazing.” He smiled before going back to editing. This is how our date nights would typically go, I’d sit up here with Nick, getting ready while we gossip and go through outfits, and Chris would get ready in his own room, usually alone or occasionally with Matt to keep him company.
Chris said he had somewhere nice to take me tonight, so I dressed decently sophisticated. A tight, long black dress with a straight across neckline, a slit down the thigh and super thin straps, which for whatever reason made my chest look way larger than it already is. I didn’t bother wearing heels, because let’s be real the guys aren’t the tallest; I just paired it with a fresh pair of classic converse. Typically I’d go for silver jewelry, but tonight I went with gold since Chris said the place was fancy.
As I walked down the stairs, I noticed Chris and Matt chilling on the couch, each on their phones. “Wow, y/n you look beautiful.” Chris eyed me as I made my way down. I chuckled softly, thanking him as he stood up and made his way to me. “We’ll be back later.” Chris stated as we walked down the second flight of stairs.
It didn’t take too long before the Uber got here, but Chris continued eyeing me the entire time we waited. “That dress is fucking perfect on you.” He mumbled, his eyes scanning over my body. “Thanks, Chris.” I chuckled, patting his cheek softly as he leaned in for a kiss. Unfortunately this was when the Uber arrived, leaving the kiss short and sweet before we got into the backseat. The driver greeted us before taking off, Chris’s hand immediately finding its way to my thigh, offering a small squeeze. A gesture he’d always do in the car that never failed to make my heart flutter. The warmth of his fingertips sent a shiver up my spine as they trailed ever so softly up and down, in the most innocent way possible, as we talked.
Chris pulled out his phone and took a quick selfie of us, making me giggle the second he put it down. “You’re so awkward.” I rolled my eyes. “What do you mean?” He laughed softly looking down at me. “Why in the Uber?” I asked shyly. I typically tend to be pretty awkward in photos, hating taking them where anyone could see me. Pretty weird when you’re dating YouTuber, I know. I’m just not all that confident when people are watching me, or have the ability to be watching me. When it’s just me and the guys though? Oh man all I do is take pictures.
As we pulled up to a steak house, Chris got out first holding the door for me. His eyes lingered on me as I got out, Chris thanking the driver before shutting it behind me. “Jesus, y/n you make being in a secret relationship with you impossible.” He muttered, his hand making its way around my waist. He rested his hand softly on my hip, but he trailed behind ever so slightly. “Chris,” I turned around, having a feeling his eyes were on my butt and I was correct. “Sorry.” His head snapped up, looking forward after he flashed me a big innocent grin.
Once we got to our table and ordered, I pulled out my phone to take a picture of him. The restaurant was beautiful inside. Very open, lots of twinkling lights and crystal everywhere. I held his hand from across the table, taking a cute little photo of him. He chuckled, grabbing my phone. “You’re the one who deserves to be in photos.” He teased, taking a couple pictures of me. “I seriously cannot get over how fucking gorgeous you are, y/n.” He continued taking photos, but his statement made me feel super giddy inside, which in turn made me start blushing and trying to hide my face. “Okay enough Chris.” I laughed, trying to cover my cheeks as he continued taking photos.
“Holy fuck,” he said seriously, making me immediately stop laughing. “What?” His serious tone and the abruptness made me nervous. “I’m pretty sure I just took my new favorite picture of you.” He mumbled going through the photos on my phone. “Chris…” I trailed starting to get embarrassed. After a few moments he finally handed my phone back to me, and now it was my turn to go through the photos I took. “Oh god, which one?” I chuckled looking at all of them. He knows i get nervous on the other side of the camera, so he’s gotten pretty mindful of my angles that I like and the lighting I like, so he actually managed to get a few photos I didn’t hate.
“That one.” He smiled staring down at one of the photos he took of me caught off guard while I was laughing and trying to hide my rosy cheeks. It wasn’t horrible, but it definitely wasn’t my favorite. “I sent it to myself.” He grinned, staring down at his phone. After a moment, he set his phone back down and I saw that he had set it as his screensaver. My heart fluttered a bit at the sight, butterflies erupting in my stomach as I tried to hide my growing smile.
Our dinner was nice, we each talked about our day, plans we have, videos they’ll be making etc. We ended up getting desert and talking about our anniversary that was coming up soon, Chris asking what I wanted to do for it. We’d managed to talk so much over dinner, that our Uber ride was a bit quiet. We both took the time to go on our phones, me posting the photo Chris had taken that he claims is his new favorite photo of me, and him doing random Chris things.
When we got home, more than likely we’d end up just cuddling and going to sleep to some random movie, so that’s why we ended up on our phones most of the car ride, Chris’s warm hand instinctively holding my thigh. One of the notifications from my post stuck out more than the others. “Christophersturniolo commented on your post”

Liked by: nicolassturniolo, lilskies, and others
Christophersturniolo: fuck sorry baby
Christophersturniolo: you’re so beautiful I can’t hide it anymore 😭😍
Christophersturniolo: that’s MY girlfriend 🙏🏻🥵
Nicolassturniolo: you ate y/n/n but yikes this comment section is a mess
I chuckled at his comments, now understanding why the post was gaining more attention than usual. “Chris…” I trailed staring down at my phone. It was rare when he’d call me anything other than y/n or y/n/n so seeing him openly commenting calling me baby sent a new type of butterflies through my stomach. It was hard to describe, but it made me feel extremely good about myself. I couldn’t help but smile, even though I was definitely stressed now. “We weren’t supposed to tell them yet…” “I don’t care anymore, who the fuck wants to hide their relationship?” I chuckled at his words, leaning over for a small kiss. “I love you.” I stared up at him, getting lost in his beautiful eyes. “I love you too, y/n.” The feeling of Chris’s lips softly against my forehead sent butterflies through my tummy again. How did I get so lucky? ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A/N: I saw someone say there’s not enough Chris fluff and came up w this but if ts flops I’m literally never posting here again, yall don’t understand how many fucking ISSUES THIS POS WEBSITE WAS GIVING ME trying to edit and post this bruh 😭 legit was ready to throw my phone out the window
“shhh my little devil let Matt speak”
top. fight me.
Everyone moved on WAAYYY too quick from this photo

If I said all the things I wanted to do to him I’d be burned at the stakes
snickers | m.s.

W/C- 1474 | x reader/ y/n
in which y/n accidentally flusters Matt and decides to take it a bit farther
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “What the fuck?” I muttered to myself as I unwrapped my candy bar. “Yooo, look at this snickers.” I chuckled holding up the abnormally thick snickers to show the triplets as we lounged around their couch waiting for our movie to start. The guys all chuckled at me, Nick giving a slightly suggestive eyebrow raise. “That’s oddly familiar.” He joked making me cringe. “Ew,” I chuckled. “Why don’t you elaborate?” I teased, staring directly into his eyes as I slowly took a bite, making him cringe now. “You know exactly what I meant.” He rolled his eyes, turning to the tv but I could still feel eyes on me.
I glanced at both Chris and Matt to see who was watching our banter, and unfortunately it happened to be Matt. Once we made eye contact he shifted uncomfortably, turning to the tv as he crossed his leg over his knee. After a moment, I saw Matt adjust his jeans out of the corner of my eye. He kept his eyes on the tv screen, his brows furrowed slightly as he tried to focus on the movie but he looked pretty distracted. I noticed that he had now pulled a pillow over the top of his lap.
I’d managed to forget Matt’s odd behavior after a little while, but it was brought back to my mind when I took another bite of my snickers bar and noticed him staring again. I could see his head turned toward me out of the corner of my eye, but I kept my gaze on the tv, deciding to mess with him a little.
I took another bite, a little slower this time allowing my lips to wrap around the bar in a suggestive way, even chewing a little slower now. I tried to make it look unintentional, but it was definitely turning Matt on. I saw him shift again, adjusting the pillow over his lap once more.
“We need blankets.” Matt spoke up. “Yeah that would be nice.” I agreed, rubbing a hand over my arm as if I were cold, a devious plan to tease Matt in the back of my mind. Nick let out a sigh. “And I’m guessing your lazy ass isn’t gonna get them.” He stared at Matt for a moment before mindlessly walking over to their linen cabinet and pulling out a couple small blankets.
“Here.” He tossed them over to us, unfolding one for himself as he returned to his seat on the couch. “Wow you didn’t grab one for me?” Chris acted offended.
“Here,” I innocently handed him mine. “We can just share or I can share with Matt or something.” I suggested since I was sitting between Matt and Chris. I knew sharing with Chris right now would make Matt jealous, but I knew sharing with matt would make him nervous and maybe even a little more turned on, so either way it’s a win.
“I’m not sharing my blankey.” Chris said making me chuckle while Nick cringed dramatically at him and his word choice. “I’ll just share with Matt then.” I acted as if I knew nothing of Matt’s situation happening in his pants, scooting closer to him. “Oh, okay- I guess.” He shrugged, almost fumbling over his words. “Unless you don’t want to?” I innocently raised an eyebrow at him. “No no it’s okay..” he trailed, reluctantly lifting the blanket. I scooted even further, just to tease him, and slipped under the blanket. My thigh nonchalantly brushed against his, and I felt him tense up a bit causing me to look over at him. He looked guilty, but when he turned to look down at me he flashed a small, unconvincing smile. “You okay?” I leaned in super close to his ear to whisper, my breath probably hitting his neck. He just nodded, sitting up a little straighter and staring directly at the tv screen.
I considered my next course of action carefully. For a moment I thought of maybe going to the bathroom and taking a risky pic to send him but that would be too left field for sure. I also considered resting my hand on his thigh and just full on teasing him, but that also felt like too much. I settled on taking another seductive bite of my candy bar. The most innocent way I could think to tease him.
I heard a breath escape his lips, almost sounding like a sigh. “Are you sure?” I asked quietly, resting my head on his shoulder and letting my hand slip under the blanket, onto his thigh as innocently as I could. This made him fully stiffen, scooting away a bit. “Yeah no I-I’m good.” He stuttered making me smirk.
Matt has never really hit on me or anything before so the situation was really surprising but kind of flattering at the same time. I would’ve expected it from Chris more than Matt to be honest.
“Is this okay?” I lightly tapped where my hand had been rubbing little circles into his thigh. “Why wouldn’t it be?” He shifted again. I noticed him tugging at his jeans a bit even though he tried to make it not obvious. “I don’t know, you seem tense.” I said, adding more pressure to my touch and slowly running my hand up and down. I tried to pass it off as innocent, like I was trying to massage the area or something to help him relax but he glared down at me, his hand grabbing my wrist the second it brushed against his bulge.
Before he could speak Nick did. “Would you guys stop whispering?” “Oh please like to can hear shit.” Matt snapped with an eye roll, clearly taking his frustration with me out on his brother. “I can hear your dumb little pss pss pss back and forth! Zip it.” Nick said. I chuckled shaking my head at him, beginning to rub my hand on Matt’s leg again since his grip had loosened when Nick snapped him out of it. His grip tightened around my wrist again, pulling my hand out of the blanket nonchalantly as he glanced at his brothers to make sure they weren’t looking. “Enough.” He said firmly, but quietly so they wouldn’t catch it. That alone was enough to soak me.
I sighed at his words, or word I guess, crossing my arms over my chest with a pout. Matt shook his head at me, trying to focus on the movie. He was getting more frustrated by the second at this point. I had been completely lost about the movie by now, Hadn’t paid attention to anything and genuinely had no idea what was going on. All I was trying to do was figure out how to rile up Matt even more, enough to make him do something about it now that he had fully turned me on.
I decided to leave him alone for a bit, keeping my hands to myself and just staring blankly at the tv screen. My mind was definitely filled with Matt though, I still hadn’t managed to process most of what was going on in the movie. Once I could feel Matt start to relax again, I rested my head on his shoulder. Something I’ve done many times before.
“I’m serious y/n.” Matt warned in a low tone. “I’m just resting.” I said defensively. “You know what you’re doing.” I rolled my eyes at his words leaning back into the sofa with another pout. God you’d think after getting a boner from seeing a girl eat a snickers bar you’d be thrilled to have her giving you some attention.
As the movie came to an end, Matt went to his room without a word, leaving the three of us on the couch. After sitting and talking to Nick and Chris for a bit I excused myself to use the restroom.
Luckily, that was right beside Matt’s room. I shut the bathroom door so it looked like I was in there, but I quickly slipped into Matt’s room instead. His head shot up from his bed, watching me enter his room and quietly shut the door behind me. “What are you doing?” He stared up at me with frustration still evident in his voice. “I don’t know yet.” I shrugged sauntering over to his bed. “What do you want me to do?” I asked lowly, crawling on top of him. I sat in his lap, staring down at him
He narrowed his eyes, staring up at me for a moment. “I think you already know the answer to that.” I giggled at his words, placing my hands on either side of his neck as I grind down against his bulge. “Fuck,” he let out, flipping us around so he was hovering over me. “You shouldn’t have teased me, y/n.” ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A/N- I kinda wanna finish this/ make a part too but ???? I’m scared to write smut?? 😂😭
”come on, mamas.” | c.s.

W/C- 715 | x reader/ y/n
in which Chris has to find a way to get his girlfriends attention
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “Hold on, hun.” I chuckled as my boyfriend continually tried to get my attention while I was deep in conversation with Matt and Nick. We were talking about personal projects and the brand Nick was launching soon, then something Matt was considering for himself to start working on. We were standing in the backyard at Tara’s house warming party, which was basically just a typical house party, so there was plenty of familiar people for Chris to go talk to. Even if there wasn’t, he’s not super reserved. He could’ve easily started making friends.
“Do you think like individuals too eventually? Laura doesn’t think it’s the best idea but lowkey I feel like it might be more accessible for the fans.” Nick continued. “Hands down, especially since they’re all younger.” Matt and I had both agreed with him. “I think that’s kind of mainly what I want to do with it but Laura-“ “y/n!” Chris groaned cutting Nick off. Nick shot him a glare as I rolled my eyes at him. “Baby please,” I chuckled. “Why don’t you join the conversation if you’re so bored?”
“Nicks already told us all this shit. It’s like all he thinks about right now.” “Sorry my brand doesn’t involve the same exact fucking design over and over again just lazily slapped onto a new color scheme every launch.” Nick said sarcastically. “Yeah yeah, whatever you’re better than me.” Chris brushed off his brothers words. “Can we do something?” He turned to face me. “Yeah in a minute, chris.” I chuckled.
After about ten more minutes of Nick Matt and I talking, Chris finally had enough. In a pretty brisk motion, he looped a single finger through one of my belt loops, tugging at it to get my attention, “come on mamas.” He said softly, removing his fingers from my jeans and grabbing my wrist instead, knowing he’d caught my full attention. He basically soaked me right then and there.
Nick stood absolutely flabbergasted as Chris began to pull me through the party, “come on mamas!” He mocked in a deepened voice acting manly, at the same time Matt shot out a “that’s insane Chris.” With a shake of his head. “Yeah but it got her attention!” Chris called before we disappeared back into the house. As he pushed through people, Tara caught sight of us. “Ooh, get it Chris!” She called over the loud music, making Chris shake his head with a sigh and an eye roll. Triple threat. “Second door to the right!” she called with a wink, ignoring his gesture as we made our way upstairs. The second the door shut behind us I spoke up.
“Mamas? Tugging at my fucking jeans?” I looked at him as he locked the door. “Ignoring me? To talk to my fucking brothers?” He matched my tone. “Chris what the fuck.” I folded my arms at him. “Don’t do shit like that in front of people, I’m literally wet.” I said sternly, causing him to smirk. “I had to do something to get your attention.” His voice lowered as he made his way over to me, his arm snaking around my waist. “No, not here.” I shook my head at him, gently pushing him away which made him chuckle.
“Come on, mamas.” He teased, wrapping his arms around me again. “Ew, you like it don’t you.” He laughed seeing my reaction. He grabbed my chin so he could playfully shake my head a little, giving me a gentle kiss. “Shut up Chris, go away.” I swatted him away again making him laugh once more. “Not until you admit you like it.” He smirked, trailing kisses down my neck and collar. “Fine, it’s hot. Can we go back down now?” I chuckled, trying my best not to get turned on. Chris was not letting that happen though.
“Yeah?” He hummed in a low tone between his kisses. “You want me to start calling you mamas?” He asked before he started gently sucking on my neck. “Chris…” I trailed. “Fine,” he abruptly pulled away from my neck. “But you’re done for once we get back to my house, you hear me?” He joked making me laugh as I snaked my arms up around his neck. “Deal.” I gave him a quick, sweet kiss. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A/N—> sorry to throw in Tara, I didn’t know who else’s party to put lol;;; not really proof read either, sorry lol
come on mamas
lol imagine Chris getting annoyed bc you’re talking to his brothers more than him so he tugs at your belt loop to get your attention, “come on mamas.” He drags you away, and as yall are walking away youd hear Nick in the background mocking Chris in a goofy voice. •• sorry but THE WAY CHRIS SAID HEY MAMAS IN THE ONE VID??? 😭😭😭😭
and sorry I’m just obsessed with the belt loop thing it’s actually so hot 😭 should I turn these into actual little one shots??














podcast matt,you will always have my heart.💖
pls????
Okay but imagine being at their condo and Matt is bored so he pulls you into his room BY THE BELT LOOP OF YOUR FUCKING JEANS so yall can play video games or something then he’s gonna act like it’s the most innocent thing ever when you call him out on it ???? “What?! That’s not even sexual”
•• we all know Matt would never but for one second can you just imagine it lol




guys matt breathless and sweaty is actually SO HOT and i’m not sorry about it at all.

this is them
dealer Chris
The concept literally just hits different, and idek why because lowkey im kinda against drugs lol




this did something to me…………..
matt drawing on his hotdog with mustard always brings tears to my eyes. that precious soul.
he’s just a baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i wanna shrink him and keep him in my pocket forever and keep him safe from the world