Santa Is On Strike Due To Global Warming. All Presents This Year Will Be Delivered By Sasha The Christmas

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

note to self: just because someone did the thing you were thinking about doing, and did it way better than you could ever hope to do, doesn’t mean it would be stupid or pointless to go ahead and try to still do the thing anyway. 

Gentle self care

Get a big glass of water and see how good you are at chugging. Sipping water is for pussies, scull that sweet sweet agua like a bitch ass winner.

Do you have a pet? Fucking pet that motherfucker. Give your lil floof all the love you were denied as a kid.

Why are you wearing pants at home??? Seriously why? Who are you trying to impress?

For that matter, people with boobs, why are you wearing a rediculous spandex chest prison??? Get rid??? Set your flappy skin free???

Get outside. Sit in the sun. Roll on the grass. Eat a plant for all I care. Just make sure you do that like a fucking badass.

Eat a fucking apple or some shit. It’s sweet and delicious and your body wants it. Go to town on that apple. Make love to that apple. Destroy that apple with your rabid hunger.

Sleep naked, at least once. No one’s gonna see or judge. Trust me on this, you’ll never feel more free in your life. Just make sure it’s not winter otherwise you’ll never feel colder in your life.

Make some hecking ice lollies. Step 1: juice, Step 2: water, Step 3: freeze that bitch. Bam, you’ve got yourself a nutritious treat and its delicious as f Uck.

Take your arms and wrap the around your buddy. EMBRACE your brethren like the punk rocker you are. Give them a hug, a proper one, none if that half assed pat-on-back shit. HUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

Wash, rinse and repeat.

I used to get scolded for saying IDK all the time as a kid. . .had no clue it was an ADHD thing

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

Things to Consider When Writing About Royalty

How is the throne inherited? How strict are the traditions concerning transfers of power? How is the order of succession determined? Can commoners become royalty?

How are heirs trained?

How much, if at all, are marriages for power/political ties favored over marriages for love? How common are arranged marriages

What are the biggest threats to their position?

How good is there relationship with their subjects? 

What is their preferred method of interacting with their subjects? Do they prefer to interact with them directly or indirectly?

How long has the monarchy been in power? How did it originally gain that power?

What special etiquette is required when dealing with royalty? How strict is it?

How are princes and/or princesses that aren’t first in line for the throne handled? Are they given special responsibilities in the hopes of discouraging resentment?

How do they deal with assassination attempts?

How do they spend their wealth? Why do they prioritize certain aspects of their kingdom’s well being over others?

Would they rather inspire love or fear in their subjects?