How Cute For Me

How cute for me

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

Here is the obligatory “it’s easy to become an ordained minister” so

It’s easy to become an ordained minister

IS THIS TRUE THIS IS SO FUNNY

Not only that, but these people usually exclude trans guys from the hating all men thing and that makes me personally feel quite dysphoric and not like a “real man”

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I’m gonna go suck a dick

Ooh ooh I know this one! Black lab!

playlist for different moods

heart rush - for when you are smitten and blush everytime you see someone

oh, honey honey - that romantic comedy type of love that you wish to have one day

heatwave - under the harsh sun, covered in sweat and everything feels like it’s on fire

lucky strike - it’s the middle of the day and you’re on the long empty road and the warm sticky air blows through your hair

venus in taurus - for the fragile and deeply in love 

the good side - you woke up, the sun glimmers through the window, you hear distant sounds of other lives waking up, everything will be okay

on the rocks - a party has finally died down, you and your friends are in a daze cleaning things up in a dark lit room and your skin feels like glitter and smoke

hold on a sec i’m having an out of body experience - it’s the middle of the night and you desperately want to be anywhere but here so you dance it out

graveyard shift - for when you’re driving at night going nowhere in particular, and your only companion are the soft yellow street lights and hum of your car

in the present with you - when you’re hopelessly in love and want to spend today, tomorrow, and the rest of tomorrows with someone

after hours - lights off, skin to skin, touch starved and a hunger for desire

five drinks in - alcohol swims in you as you softly sip on your drink and all you want is to place your head on someone’s shoulder, close your eyes, and feel the world slowly spin around you

levitating - you’re head is in the clouds, butterflies feel like they’re fluttering all over your skin, the world in your head feels effervescent 

I haven’t stopped singing Life on Mars all day.

This idea has been in my mind since I finished reading this story, and I couldn't rest until I did it. Inspired by the amazing Little Compton Street (One Rainy Night in Soho), by @writcraft