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I learned that I have trauma around substance abuse thanks to a larry stylinson fanfiction so… doing great here

i hate it when fanfictions just make me realize stuff about myself that i knew subconsciously but always repressed lol like right now, really? in the middle of a 100k words, fluff, slow burn, hurt/comfort fic?

How cute for me

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

My si is something a lot of nt people like too, so when I try to talk about it people are like “yeah same” like no babe you don’t understand this goes beyond a like for me

shoutout to autistic people who have creepy or weird special interests.

shoutout to autistic people who have special interests that aren’t “useful” or “productive”.

shoutout to autistic people who have niche special interests.

shoutout to autistic people who have special interests in outdated or unusual pop culture.

your special interests don’t need to be accepted by other people in order to be valid. they don’t need to contribute to capitalism in order to be valid.

you shouldn’t be ashamed of a special interest that doesn’t make sense to other people for whatever reason.

the important thing is that they bring you joy and comfort. the important thing is that they are a part of you that you can love and appreciate and take pride in!

People I know? Speaking 10000%

New people? Writing

But NEVER texting. Texting sucks

It’s easier writing/typing for me too bc it’s easier to get things out especially without crying. And maybe easier to understand what I’m trying to say🙂

I was the “I am a god above all others but also why don’t people like me” neurodivergent

As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent

I want a love that feels like mutually assured destruction

Iasip moment

if there’s one self-care skill I really wish fans would develop – especially fans of continuing media, where you get into a thing before it’s finished – it’s the ability to say “this is no longer the story I wanted it to be” and walk away

(and I am not exempting myself from this! there are definitely periods in my past media engagement which would have been less negative for my mental health if I’d been able to do this, rather than banging my head in increasing frustration as the story veered further and further away from what I had always thought its arc was supposed to be.)

you gotta marie kondo this shit. if the story no longer sparks joy for you, then let it go. and you can grieve for that! that loss of potential, that happiness you might once have had with it. you can be frustrated and sad and bitch about it in your group chat. but you have to let it go.

because the alternative is trying to force the creator to change course to comply with your  vision and historically? the success rate of that is very, very low, and far more statistically likely to result in the destruction of the thing entirely. which might sound tempting and satisfying in those moments of frustration but in the end, honestly, is not going to make you any happier. (and is definitely  going to make other people  unhappier.)

what will make you happier is finding some other story that is more like what you wanted. because it’s a vast vast world out there, and people are creating stories and media faster than ever. yes, even queer media, yes, even PoC driven/led media. no one person will ever be able to consume them all. find something out there that brings you joy, that is the story you wanted. and the rest? let go.

Don’t make this a men thing. Manipulative women are just as guilty

I haven’t stopped singing Life on Mars all day.

This idea has been in my mind since I finished reading this story, and I couldn't rest until I did it. Inspired by the amazing Little Compton Street (One Rainy Night in Soho), by @writcraft

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

playlist for different moods

heart rush - for when you are smitten and blush everytime you see someone

oh, honey honey - that romantic comedy type of love that you wish to have one day

heatwave - under the harsh sun, covered in sweat and everything feels like it’s on fire

lucky strike - it’s the middle of the day and you’re on the long empty road and the warm sticky air blows through your hair

venus in taurus - for the fragile and deeply in love 

the good side - you woke up, the sun glimmers through the window, you hear distant sounds of other lives waking up, everything will be okay

on the rocks - a party has finally died down, you and your friends are in a daze cleaning things up in a dark lit room and your skin feels like glitter and smoke

hold on a sec i’m having an out of body experience - it’s the middle of the night and you desperately want to be anywhere but here so you dance it out

graveyard shift - for when you’re driving at night going nowhere in particular, and your only companion are the soft yellow street lights and hum of your car

in the present with you - when you’re hopelessly in love and want to spend today, tomorrow, and the rest of tomorrows with someone

after hours - lights off, skin to skin, touch starved and a hunger for desire

five drinks in - alcohol swims in you as you softly sip on your drink and all you want is to place your head on someone’s shoulder, close your eyes, and feel the world slowly spin around you

levitating - you’re head is in the clouds, butterflies feel like they’re fluttering all over your skin, the world in your head feels effervescent 

Most popular fics of 2017

✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2021.07 (3172 works) ✔ lists of longest fics in 2017   +   masterpost of all the fests in 2017 ✔ most popular fics of other years

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A ► L

(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [E, 6k]

Back to You by @aibidil​ & @daisymondays [T, 8k]

Balance, Imperfect by @bixgirl1 [E, 91k]

Better Than an Origami Bird by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [E, 3k]

Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks [E, 44k]

Blood Bag by FangirlWolfie [E, 123k]

Bonded Consort by Lomonaaeren [M, 89k]

Breathe Again by kcstories [E, 64k]

Buy A Heart by xErised [E, 17k]

Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love by @aibidil [E, 80k]

Chaos Theory by @tessacrowley [E, 102k]

Christmas Is For Sex (and Love), So Give It To Me by @goldentruth813 [E, 53k]

Conscience by sordidhumor [E, 730k]

The Dark Guardian by InTheShadows [T, 24k]

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [T, 69k]

Deeper by wonderussam [E, 1k]

Denouement by the_never_was [E, 176k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [E, 39k]

Doing it Right by LouPF [T, 21k]

Dragon Heartstrings by @jet-playin-around [E, 23k]

The Dragon’s Courtship by @madriddler [E, 107k]

Dreaming of Harry by @writcraft [E, 11k]

Embers by @shiftylinguini [E, 41k]

Étoile des Neiges by @bloodyflammable [M, 32k]

Flutterflies by @jilliancares [?, 14k]

Foolproof by @acciotomriddle [E, 14k]

Freedom Bound in Chains by Sensiblytainted [E, 319k]

The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor by @writcraft [M, 19k]

The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl [E, 9k]

For The Greater Good by @jadepresley [E, 62k]

A Game You’re Gonna Lose by Serendipityy [E, 7k]

Harry Potter and his Boyfriend’s Massive Cock by @mugglelissa [E, 1k]

Head Over Heels by birdsofshore & @shiftylinguini [E, 6k]

Heartlines by @shiftylinguini [E, 72k]

Heat of the Moment by @writcraft [E, 2k]

Hermione Granger’s Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi [T, 93k]

His Little Something by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [E, 6k]

Hurricane by phrynne [E, 121k]

A Hyperactive Fruit, a Nasty Neighbour and a Love Story by @synonym-for-life​ [E, 20k]

I Choose Him by aboutmalfoy [T, 44k]

I Do What I Want by @xx-thedarklord-xx [E, 509k]

If stars died of old age by LiviKate [?, 5k]

In Evidence of Magical Theory by @bixgirl1 [E, 43k]

In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [E, 51k]

Kiss Me Not by @dorthyanndrarry [T, 21k]

Leave Your Mark by @gullviva [E, 26k]

Ligabus Filium by @tessacrowley [E, 41k]

The Light That is Blinding Me by @acciotomriddle​ [E, 22k]

Lockdown by Vorabiza [E, 35k]

Lost Children by @daisymondays​ [E, 117k]

M ► Z

Magical Menagerie by @dorthyanndrarry [T, 16k]

Malfoy Child by Vorabiza [T, 94k]

The Malfoy Conundrum by Omi_Ohmy [M, 49k]

Malfoy Flavor by Vorabiza [E, 199k]

Malfoy’s Heat by wonderussam [E, 2k]

The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian [E, 253k]

Marked and Claimed by @free-to-be-no-one-but-mee​ [E, 11k]

May I Cut In? by @kittymiaomeow [E, 1k]

The Miseducation of Draco Malfoy by @magpiefngrl [E, 37k]

Moon-Eyed by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [E, 29k]

My Name Was Safest in Your Mouth by @alpha-exodus [E, 46k]

Narcissa Militant by Lomonaaeren [T, 2k]

Nearly Lost Things, Carefully Tended by @norelationtoatticus [E, 46k]

The New Trio and the Philosopher’s Stone by MaraRiall [G, 35k]

The Only True Goal of the Universe by @punk-rock-yuppie [E, 22k]

Papa Don’t Preach by brightowl [E, 9k]

Pieces of What by Jadwiga [M, 129k]

The Potters’ Liberation by @madriddler [E, 102k]

Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by @lqtraintracks [E, 4k]

The Prince and the Servant by femmefatales & thatsayouproblem [E, 33k]

The Problem wtih Potions by InTheShadows [T, 10k]

The Rising of the Stones by Lomonaaeren [M, 105k]

The Rules of Matchbreaking by @nerdherderette [E, 22k]

Say It with Flowers by SasuNarufan13 [E, 44k]

The Seven Times Harry Used a Lust Potion and the One Time He Didn’t by @eddiefook [E, 10k]

Sex and Sweat and Filthy Sounds by @mea-momento [E, 2k]

The Shadow Lord by @arissavion [M, 122k]

Shibboleths by @lol-zeitgeistic [E, 109k]

The Sleeping Beauty Curse by who_la_hoop [E, 152k]

The Softer Side of Draco Malfoy by @queenofthyme [M, 29k]

Stealing Sweaters by @dorthyanndrarry [T, 12k]

Tales from the Special Branch (series) by @femmequixotic [1m+, 5 works]

The Things That I Desire by @gracerene09 [E, 9k]

Things Worth Knowing by @femmequixotic & @noeeon [E, 164k]

This, Here, Right now… by @lost-in-the-path-of-life​ [E, 1k]

Together, Alone by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [T, 1k]

trapped in a blue haze by MourningElegance [E, 5k]

Troths and Rituals (Side: Harry) by rintoshiteharusame [E, 3k]

Trouble by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [E, 7k]

Turn, Drop, Fall by @tessacrowley [E, 29k]

Twisted by @madriddler [M, 92k]

Virginity is a Gift, Use it Well by @xx-thedarklord-xx [E, 13k]

Waiting By An Open Door by @femmequixotic​ & @noeeon [E, 29k]

We’re Already Married by @xx-thedarklord-xx [T, 4k]

What We Pretend We Can’t See by @gyzym [M, 131k]

White Lies by @cassisluna [T, 171k]

You And Me by @bixgirl1 [E, 27k]

You cannot save people, you can only love them by @heyitsamorette [E, 51k]

You open always (petal by petal) by birdsofshore [E, 65k]

You Send Me (Honest You Do) by @firethesound [E, 37k]

Here is the obligatory “it’s easy to become an ordained minister” so

It’s easy to become an ordained minister

IS THIS TRUE THIS IS SO FUNNY

I made this macdennis video with all the moments i could think of. Its 26 mins long.

I wish i could have found some more "small" moments but im still happy with how it ended up :) and i really wanted a big macden comp so i just did it

Not only that, but these people usually exclude trans guys from the hating all men thing and that makes me personally feel quite dysphoric and not like a “real man”

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I’m gonna go suck a dick

Fun fact: washing a binder tightens it up, making it work better. Take it off and wash it. You’ll feel better and it’s healthier :)

@ all my Binder Wearing pals!

Please remember:

Take your binder off at a decent time!

Don't sleep in your binder!

WASH IT!!

Have a day off every now and again for your physical health!

Take a moment to stretch and breathe!

(People who don't wear binders can and should reblog)

I mean no reason not to

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

Ooh ooh I know this one! Black lab!

White people don’t need this cause it’s not reported on when it happens to white people

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

Ugh, the romance I want

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

^^^^this is what it was before

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

Omg I love him

Robert Sheehan as BJ in Red Riding: The Year of Our Lord 1983

Fucking THANK YOU

Stokeley Carmichael knew/knows what’s up.

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