I Am FUCKING OBSESSED W @ Likeafunerall Posts, This Is My Wolfstar

i am FUCKING OBSESSED w @ likeafunerall posts, this is my wolfstar

predatory oppressive evil lesbians forcing helpless fujoshis to produce yuri content

haven’t thought about pjo since elementary/middle school but idc

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saintdoriangray:

TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me? 

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP ‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO) RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE) SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW) SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’ DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH [CHORUS AGAIN] ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY ‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE. AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN TUMBLR SHUT DOWN [CHORUS X2] BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP YOU SET ME DOWN DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG I’M ON A SHELF SOME ONE PLEASE HELP DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP YOU SET ME DOWN DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG I’M ON A SHELF SOME ONE PLEASE HELP SOME ONE PLEASE HELP SOME ONE PLEASE NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN [CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

OwO what's this? *nuzzles you* based on the smell and decomposition i'd say this is a six day old corpse.