Desperate-times - Back On My Bs

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i would rather get poked multiple times until the vampire gets it right than have them wiggle the needle around even once. the wiggling hurts so much more. like, i’m icing my arm because that’s how much it hurts 😖

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

anyone else a claim to fame enjoyer? season 2 started this week

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

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