Update: It's The Wasps' House Now...

update: it's the wasps' house now...

every day they come, in pairs and sometimes more. there's gotta be a nest somewhere, but fuck if we know. we're just hoping it gets cold soon so they die off

there are at least 2 wasps in my house and i am very skert about it

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

Anyway we love @cages-boxes-hunters-foxes in this house🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

recently i realized one of the things making it harder to brush my teeth was that mint flavored toothpaste hurts my mouth, so i switched to a kid’s flavor, and wow

it’s so tasty i feel like i’m getting away with something

my leg hurts

i ate an ibuprofen and some pringles about it

my leg hurts