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this is the worst and best thing I’ve ever seen, I... Love it!
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Your an Alien 👽
Since I had no better idea for April 1th, I bring you this (yeh, today is 2nd, take as a joke 😜)
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So, I know they are aliens, but let's take a look some of Ben aliens who has weird biology, even with with the knowledge what we have;
Side note; I won't count Ultimates
Ripjaws
So, one of the weirdest one was this alien. On his waist he has that loincloth like -let's say- skin.....or tail? Not clothes, organic part
However, seemingly Magister Patelliday doesn't have
And my greatest question about this species; how does they transform their legs to tail? They can wrap their "skin" around of their tail, but the finns look totaly different from their feet
Also, they can use this on purpose, because Ripjaws swam with both legs and tail.....
Terraspin
Oh, boy, where should I start?
So, personally I think he has two heads; one front and one under his Shell
I mean; there's no way he can drive his neck that way
And I always wondered, the top of his head black and plug one of the airways or technicly he has only a mask like face with a hole on the top?
What's the deal about his legs? He can form fuse them? He can morph them? Can he form something other than a big paddle?
Also; his shell is very solid, and seemingly made from one piece, only holes for the wind and the externals plus the head. How the hell can he rotates around his flippers?
And those retractable claws are bizarre too, but ok, I can work with that...
The worst
Can they regenerate or they posess enchanted durability...?
Also, why are they blocking their navels? Each of them cover it with clothes or if they are half naked, than they use something
And why they put bandageas to it? Aren't they indestructable? Or are they, but not invulnerable?
Lodestar
Separated head. Cool. Fall-off head. Not so
So, his head can control his body, but he can't control it when he is far. However, he can lift a big car from a half-street distance
Also, the connection strong enought to Lodestar be lifted by head, but a single movement can destabilase
Blitzwolfer
So, it's cool and I like the idea but how does his face-spliting? Doesn't he always salivate his chin?
Can he lock his "side jaws" together?
Also, in the real world it would not work; the sound generation tube (what is partly his mouth) becomes shorter making the howl deeper. Also, he could use a skin around his mouth more than this open mouth, because it makes a less concentrated sound wave
Big chill
Sofar, only Brainstorm and he had visible mouth which didn't move during speaking
Before complaning that's true for Atomix too, but his mouth never moved, so whe can't be sure it is a real mouth or he use an alternative way to speak
Back to the previous point; Brainstorm actually communicating by projected brain waves but Big chill just open it to shoots ice, but that's all.......
I found strange he rarely moving his wings while flying. But I completly lost when he wraped them around himself, like a clook (actually a cool one) and he still levitated. Than why does he even have wings?
About the intangible form; It somehow still belivable he can touch other "untouchable things" but two problem;
The Omnitrix completly wanishes. Not even it's siluette. Where does it goes? Mysteri....
He freezing objects what he phasing trought. Except when he doesn't.....
Echo Echo
So, maybe it's new information for some of you, but actually that white shouting amplifier is a robot outfit. The real creature is completly made out of sound. Technicly it's powering the suit
That would means he is spiting himself out each time he uses his power?
And a creature completly made out of sound has/have DNA, but a spirit from life energy (manna) hasn't?
Oh, and there's the duplication. Ok, I get it, he can make an other sound creature from himself. But how can he make an other robotic suit for himself?
Also; why does his suite looks like this? This is how a sound creature's 3D modell looks like?
Is his suit magnitazable? Can a Galvanic methamorph control it?
Nanomech
So, be honest.....: He doesn't even an alien, just Ben DNA fused with nanochip
So, that's all alien weirdo for today. If you hate it, you read it so far, joke on you....😜
A swift breeze to my house of cards
He took the new one on what should have been our trip.
I won't ever be interested in going to St. Lucia now.
Joyless Giving
The holidays have some truly terrible memories for me, but every year was miserable with a person like him.
Giving him gifts filled me with such dread. He was so particular. If he didn’t like a gift, he'd tell you and he’d also berate you for being stupid. This wasn’t exclusive to me, but it was heightened to dangerous levels for me.
I would call him a spoiled brat if his hissy fits weren’t so terrifyingly violent.
Sometimes he was easy and said “This is what I want.” It may put me in debt, but at least I wasn’t going to be spit-screamed at.
Other years it was “buy me a new wardrobe” and refusing to answer follow up questions. I was panic-stricken; making the wrong decisions was Bad™, and with such vague instructions I was destined to mess something up.
I used to like giving gifts, but now I approach it with apprehension. He took the joy out of it.
He took the joy out of everything.
I wish I could say this is like reading about someone else's life now. It's not.
At least now I can say I hate him and mean it.
Missed Experience
This last July I planned a trip for us to go up north to a popular camping/water sport destination. He wanted an experience without me, so I had the perfect idea: he always wanted to go scuba diving, and the idea sort of terrifies me – so perfect!
I had everything planned: The non refundable deposit was down for the scuba, the cute beachside hotel was booked. I’d picked out the restaurants, hikes, and other things we were going to do. The weather was going to be beautiful. Despite my anxiety owing to the fact that nothing was ever good enough, I felt that I had outdone myself with the planning. It was going to be perfect.
However, the Tuesday before the weekend he wanted to grease the chain on his motorcycle. I always helped him with it, even though he told me I was the most useless person for the job – he only chose me because he didn’t have anyone else. What he had me doing wasn’t hard per say, but it was essentially two things at once. It didn’t go as perfectly as he’d hoped and he lost his temper.
He screamed at me calling me a useless cunt and kicked a wooden stool. In doing so, he fractured his toe. Later he told me that it was a selfless act because he really wanted to kick me. He broke his toe in lieu of my ribs.
He insisted that I cancel the trip I had spent weeks getting together due to his injury. I lost the deposit I made on the scuba diving and one night of the hotel. I didn’t even bother mentioning it.
He blamed me and my incompetence for, once again, robbing him of an enjoyable weekend.
The worst is when he did it to my parents. I felt so bad for them and ashamed of him. I don't ever need to worry about that again, and that eases some stress during the holidays.
I hope you all find some peace tonight and throughout the year to come. You deserve it.
Joyless Giving
The holidays have some truly terrible memories for me, but every year was miserable with a person like him.
Giving him gifts filled me with such dread. He was so particular. If he didn’t like a gift, he’d tell you and he’d also berate you for being stupid. This wasn’t exclusive to me, but it was heightened to dangerous levels for me.
I would call him a spoiled brat if his hissy fits weren’t so terrifyingly violent.
Sometimes he was easy and said “This is what I want.” It may put me in debt, but at least I wasn’t going to be spit-screamed at.
Other years it was “buy me a new wardrobe” and refusing to answer follow up questions. I was panic-stricken; making the wrong decisions was Bad™, and with such vague instructions I was destined to mess something up.
I used to like giving gifts, but now I approach it with apprehension. He took the joy out of it.
He took the joy out of everything.
was clicking through instagram stories and heard genuinely the worst song i think i’ve ever heard. however you imagine these words being put to music they’re actually being scream rapped over drift phonk
I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
The worst time to feel alone in when you're in a crowd.
Anthony Horowitz, Point Blank
having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner
💔 | walk. one foot, then the other. on the ground. like a person. LIKE A HUMAN. be normal, normal. “ yo, wha-- ? -- oh ! “ slender fingers wrap ‘round the device, eyes noting the case, candy apple R E D & metallic. ( delicious ) phone between teeth & a sharp suckle at the edge, case draining from the bottom to crimson sweet lips. red to white in a matter of not so normal moments& then -- tossed back to messenger. in a white case. “ thanks ---- it’s not mine. “
@adroitbedfellows + ♥
“Hey, hang on!” She crouches down, scooping the forgotten phone up off the platform before darting for the train. And making it just in time as the words “Stand clear of closing doors,” reverberate over a staticky system, doors sliding shut behind her a mere second later. “You, uh - just DROPPED this.”
they are cursed things specifically engineered to torture autistic ppl
the names i would name my transformations if i had an/the omnitrix;
fourarms = Quadsmack
Heatblast = HotShot
Stickfly = Skunkmoth
XLR8 = Rush
Upgrade = Download
Diamondhead = Crystalfist
Greymatter = Einstein
Wildmutt = mongrel
Ghostfreak = hallowcreep
Ripjaws = Abysswatch
Cannonbolt = Wreckingbolt
Upchuck = Spume
Wildvine = ThornBlade
Spitter
Eyeguy
Ditto = Copy copy
Arctiguana = Blizzard-Lizard
“Blitzwolfer” = Lycan
Snare-oh = Ramses
Frankenstrike = Volcan
Waybig = Supreme
Swampfire = Mangrove
Humungousaur = Manzilla
Spidermonkey
Echo echo = Reverb
Jetray = Manta
Bigchill = Frostmooth
Goop = Sludge
Chromastone = Garnetman
Brainstorm = Edison
AlienX = Almighty
Rath = Tiger the Cosmic
Nanomech = Tiny
LodeStar = Magneman
Armedrillo = Undertow
Waterhazzard = Overflow
Ampfibian = TeslaFish
NRG = Nobyl
Terraspin = Turtlecopter
Clockwork = Aion
Eatle = Gutblast
Chamalien = incognito
Shocksquatch = Zap-yowie
Juryrigg = Speedwagon
Gravattack = Leogali
bLoxx = Buildman
Feedback = Staticpulse
Walkatrout = fishface
Peskydust = Tinker-bond
Toepick = Hatecraft
Atomix = Grandeur
Astrodactyl = Rocketsaur
Bullfrag = Poisondart Whampire = Vlad king
the worst = Potato
Mole-stach = Prairiechop (prairiedog + muttonchops)
Ballweevil = bombbug
kickin' hawk = Bruiseter
Crashhopper = Cricket
Gax = Hero-gax
SlapBack = Multipry
ShockRock = Surgeston Surge = Alien X (:troll_face:)
Me: reads article previewing some things from the upcoming MtG set
update: it's the wasps' house now...
every day they come, in pairs and sometimes more. there's gotta be a nest somewhere, but fuck if we know. we're just hoping it gets cold soon so they die off
there are at least 2 wasps in my house and i am very skert about it