Lmao The Side Effect Of Uzumaki Chakra Is An Enzyme That Gives An Overabundance Of Energy That Gluten

Lmao the side effect of uzumaki chakra is an enzyme that gives an overabundance of energy that gluten helps break down so fucken RIP to konoha

Okay I know that GF!Naruto stands for Gender Fluid, but where I work it stands for Gluten Free and all I can think of is GlutenFree!Naruto. Naruto who can’t have bread.

He would be so mad.

Oh my god so so mad.

And he’s a stubborn little idiot so now I’m just imagining Naruto taking this as like a training thing, something he can obviously overcome.

So of course Team 7 finds him crouched over like a half eaten bag of flour like some kind of deranged gremlin more than once.

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imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!

then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children

Riko gets another taste of the reality of shinobi life

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tfw you read those first couple lines of a fic and your shoulders just relax because the writing is good and you know you can rest there for a while

This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.