Imagine Being A Normal Citizen Of Arendelle. Youre Just Minding Your Goddamn Business When The Queen

imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!

then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children

I put more effort into this minute and a half video than I have ever put into my entire life tbh I’ll see myself out now

Lmao the side effect of uzumaki chakra is an enzyme that gives an overabundance of energy that gluten helps break down so fucken RIP to konoha

Okay I know that GF!Naruto stands for Gender Fluid, but where I work it stands for Gluten Free and all I can think of is GlutenFree!Naruto. Naruto who can’t have bread.

He would be so mad.

Oh my god so so mad.

And he’s a stubborn little idiot so now I’m just imagining Naruto taking this as like a training thing, something he can obviously overcome.

So of course Team 7 finds him crouched over like a half eaten bag of flour like some kind of deranged gremlin more than once.

Riko gets another taste of the reality of shinobi life

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The ESO twitter and I have the exact same sense of humor

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)