Alright Folks, Here's The Bananas Warhammer Fan-theory Of The Night:

Alright folks, here's the bananas Warhammer fan-theory of the night:

Every Warhammer universe belongs to a single unified timeline.

In the past, there were small teases regarding a possible connection between the universes of warhammer fantasy and 40k. Old sources had little references to a galaxy in a bottle in an aldorf wizard college tower or a planet in the eye of terror- contradicatory and only easter eggs at that.

With the return of primarchs and the advancement of the 40k timeline, many people wonder if a 40k end times is coming.

There are a ton of ways it could go, none of which I find terribly interesting to explore. What interests me is the potential that the end times of 40k lead to the creation of the Old World.

My working theory is that the Emperor ascends to Godhood and creates a planet in the image of old Earth as a refuge for humanity to survive the destruction of the galaxy, warded from chaos. Several Xenos races fight their way onto the ark-world, and chaos manages to breach the wards at the pole, but the plan is successful and a small number of humans survive the destruction of the galaxy.

This would mean the story of warhammer begins with the modern day, and the furthest possible point forward in the timeline is the Age of Sigmar.

The grand timeline would look like:

Modern Day->Horus Heresy->40k->Old World->Age of Sigmar

Do i think GW would ever in a million years? Probably not. Fun to think about, though.

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Short answer, yeah!

Long answer, all sorts of drugs exist in 40k- at least in analogue form. In the Dawn of Fire series, there's one admiral who goes hard snorting stimulants. Lho sticks are a common cigarrette with a mild narcotic effect, most soldiers use combat stims, Obscura seems to be a variety of opiate, there exists every kind of booze, and of course "recaf" is the cute little future name for coffee.

That's not even getting into the more esoteric drugs that have popped up- the ravenor series featured warp-infused shards of glass that you can get hooked on looking into. The Fabius Bile series features Slaaneshi marines loyal to fabius due to his constant supply of drugs, as well as a neat little daemon pipe that can smoke, like, vials of Eldar tears and stuff. The Emperor's Children traitor legion spent much of the siege of terra turning the citizens of an entire city into drugs, actually.

However, my personal favorite 40k drug is hands down Polymorphine, the drug that Callidus assassins use to shapeshift. The name is just so dumb i can't help but love it.

is cocaine or something like it exist in 40k

I'm just curious. Do some inquisitors take it when no ones looking. Also are there any other drugs in the setting too

Seeing porn of Adeptas Sororitas fucking men is so funny. Like you think they signed up for the All-Female BDSM Warrior Nuns so they can have vanilla sex with your little Guardsman dick?

showing anyone a pat the bunny song is so embarrassing bc you only realize what the song actually is (a tinny guitar and a screaming man) once you start playing it out loud and at that point it's too late to pull out of it