Old People Try Not To Be Weird Around Children Challenge: Impossible

Old people try not to be weird around children challenge: Impossible

Like listen you think they're cute or whatever but jesus, they are kids they are people they aren't small dogs or cats and even then you don't need to be like that. And stop smelling the kid??? Stop talking about how good this coworkers kid smelled?

Failure

Oh you know it's a slow day

When you make your own sudoku and solve it

I didn't do it correctly immediately but ya know

Fawx and Stallion au where it's in the Ace Attorney universe and because of this Hampton's arch nemisis is Herlock Sholmes.

one thing working in museum taught me is that you can have as many signs & as many explanations as you so wish people still will not read. "it's not clear at all on your website!!!" it sooo so is i promise my colleague was even kind enough to color-code the tabs & add a little image that shows what "group" means. my sister in the allmother's wide arms you might just be dumbfuck stupid. and mean and entitled as well. at your big age.

You KNOW you've put together a good outfit when Everyone tells you "oh you're fancy today"

Cuz ty i AM fancy today :3

Vest, tie, BOOTS and new slacks!

Artistic rendition (but not nearly right)

the mature response to having a crush on someone is to defeat them in battle