Friendly Reminder That Im A Feral Creature

Friendly reminder that I’m a feral creature

This place reeks of death.

Y’know, sometimes you just want to fuck a TV. And you know who doesn’t ask questions? Tumblr. Tumblr fucks that TV with you.

I could make a yandere Alastor with a reader like vox... (a guy who is passionate about technology and is from the modern world while alastor is from the ancient era).

Imagine Alastor falling in love with this reader.

So here’s the thing. I don’t think Alastor really falls in love, ever. Not in the traditional sense. He just gets deeply, horribly obsessed. And if the object of his “affection” has some major differences of opinion, he is certainly not going to meet them halfway. Quite the opposite, especially when it comes to the recent technology he despises so much. He’s going to crush those oh-so-misguided impulses right out of you. Always on your cell phone, even in his presence? Whoops! It’s gone now. Trying to buy another one would be like throwing money down the toilet.

He’s going to slowly cut you off from that world, one mysterious disappearance at a time, and pull you into his instead. You can still listen to music, but none of that tacky, modern garbage you seem to adore so much, and certainly not on any device from your millennium. He’ll get you a nice phonograph for your room, though, and a set of records that he actually approves of. Might even pop by unexpectedly to listen along - or just to watch, hidden away in the shadows, and see if you’re learning to enjoy his taste.

You will learn, eventually. He’ll make sure of it.

Vox was absolutely off the rails in this episode and I am still cackling about it. Man sprung a rage boner, did a silly little dance, dropped a tongue reveal, and dipped

Hisoka 🃏