I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian
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When You Want To Propose To Your Girlfriend But Instead End Up Having To Beat The Sh*t Out Of Your Best
When you want to propose to your girlfriend but instead end up having to beat the sh*t out of your best friend who turns out to be alive after faking his death.
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I just realized...
Someone didn’t listen to Phil’s advice:
Hear me out: Ratatouille 2 with Chef Ramsey replacing Chef Gusteau and replacing “everyone can cook” with “NO ONE CAN F***ING COOK!”
I’m so broke that the closest I’ll come to owning Dan and Phil merch is unlocking the emo goose on crossy road.
Grantaire: “Why can’t I bring my cat to class with me?”
Enjolras: “Because freshmen aren’t supposed to have animals.”
Grantaire: “But she’s allowed. She’s an emotional support animal.”
Enjolras: “Yes, but we don’t want people to think you’re weird before they’ve even met you.”
I spent the entire week after seeing The Greatest Showman only knowing the “oh damn” part of Other Side. I wonder if people thought I was just quietly and musically swearing to myself repeatedly.