I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian
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When You Want To Propose To Your Girlfriend But Instead End Up Having To Beat The Sh*t Out Of Your Best
When you want to propose to your girlfriend but instead end up having to beat the sh*t out of your best friend who turns out to be alive after faking his death.
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Me *on the phone*: “I don’t know what to do! I don’t want to touch her but I probably should but I don’t want to. Do I call someone? I don’t know what to do in this situation! I’m the only one here who can do something but I don’t think I can! I’m going to pass out, it’s spurting everywhere! -what? Blood? No, emotions! -Mom! Don’t hangup! I can’t do this on my own! I’m too awkward to comfort people! Send help!”
Me right now since Infinity War is coming out April 27th instead of May 4th.
So I know this is supposed to be a love quote, but I read it as being applicable to my life: ‘this was terrible can we start over because it’s beyond fixing at this point.’
http://iglovequotes.net/
Annabeth takes Percy to an art museum
Annabeth: we just can’t seem to find them, I’m sorry.
Percy: we can just ask that worker over there where they are.
Annabeth: we are not asking about where to find the ugly medieval baby paintings!
Hear me out: Ratatouille 2 with Chef Ramsey replacing Chef Gusteau and replacing “everyone can cook” with “NO ONE CAN F***ING COOK!”