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When you want to propose to your girlfriend but instead end up having to beat the sh*t out of your best friend who turns out to be alive after faking his death.


If I had to describe season 3 of Sherlock in one picture...





Me: — Oh, what now ?! Is Moriarty alive ? That would be SO. FUCKING. GREAT.



My conscience: — C'mon, that's just an other theory, you know that! Me: — I can dream ! ;____; What ... Why are they looking at each other like that ? :O My conscience: — Who-oh. Well, we all now where this is going. Me: — ... My GOD. It's a ...Fanfiction ! Are they going to Ki... OHMYGAWD! OHMYGGSGQGJSQGXGX! IT'S HAPPENING ! My conscience: — ... Me:
Well... Sherlock had been saved by Doctor's TARDIS
And then he travelled to Victorian England And saw these two

And then he returned in our time, two years late He is in shock and has no blanket, so he behaves out of character And he can't possibly explain cause of his absence to John, cause it sounds really mad. Like in REALLY MAD
The Empty Hearse
My mom just saw “The Empty Hearse”; and here are some things she told me:
1. I wanted to see Jhon kicked Sherlock’s ass more
2. Poor Mrs. Hudson
3. Are they actually playing operation?!
4. Did Sherlock really kissed Molly?
5. Please tell me Jhon’s not gonna keep that awful mustache
Inexplicable
This time the theory is foolproof.
Moriarty’s body, a rope, Molly Hooper involved. Staged pedestrians, the window, this has to be it. There is no other explanation for the aloof, arrogant detective to jump of the roof just because the publicity has gone bad. No reason why Anderson and Donovan could stir him in this direction by nothing more than a little teasing. Sherlock never cared about it, he always did it for the people, had the right reasons. He would not simply leave.
Would not give up the cases, never drown in despair.
Outrageous, impossible.
Right?
»So«, Anderson begins.
Johnlock