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Ok *overthrows the government*

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

das conk creet baby

Banana. Shit is nasty.

"INFJ" "ENTP" shut the fuck up whats your least favorite ice cream flavor

anyway im stressed about my future and needed practice drawing hands, so.

Don't you mean devil may rile?

devil may happy :)

rb if you’ve seen a dead body, like if you haven’t (the reason why im asking is that i first saw one when i was like 17 or something, but the other day this 65 year old lady told me she’d never seen one and i wanna know which one of us is abnormal in this)

#15: burger king foot lettuce

Here is a complete list of the people who can decide if someone is LGBTQ+:

1. The person themselves

PSA - Delete any asks you receive about "joyofsatan.org!"

We've been through the "Gold Star Lesbian" spam asks, as well as the amegaotaku/rekka007 ones, and it seems that the new copypasta spam ask everyone is receiving is one where people are asked what they think of Joyofsatan.org, claiming them to be "the largest Satanist organization in the world."

These asks are mostly sent to users who frequently talk about the occult and/or witchcraft, feminist bloggers, and Jewish users, with the message slightly altered for each person it's sent to. Here are the two most common variations of the ask:

"What do you think of Joyofsatan.org? They claim to follow the Pagan Goddess Lilith/Lalitha, they’re pro-choice and they’re the largest Satanist group in the world." <- This one also occasionally includes "they support women's rights" after "they're pro-choice." This also seems to be the most commonly sent ask.

"What do you think of Joyofsatan.org? They claim to follow the Sumerian God Enki-Satan and they’ve become the largest Satanist group in the world."

Although these asks are usually sent on anon, they're also sent by the burner account 88643468, presumably to bypass anyone who has anon asks turned off, so I suggest blocking that account, especially if you have anon asks turned off.

Now, the reason you should delete these asks, instead of engaging, is because the Joy of Satan Ministries in question is a Neo-Nazi group, as detailed on the Wikipedia page I just linked, and these asks appear to be a recruiting tactic, going by the types of users most commonly spammed with the asks, and how the asks are re-worded depending on who they're sent to; instead of a singular copypasta that gets sent to everyone, it's variations of the copypasta that are each targeted towards a different demographic.

The people sending these asks want you and your followers to go to the Joy of Satan website, so that it gains more traffic and, of course, to suck people into their white supremacist cult.

So please, please, don't engage, just delete the asks and block the 88643468 account, and if someone you follow answers one of these asks, urge them to delete their post and to block the 88643468 account for extra measure. Right now is also a good time to disable anonymous asks, or even take it a step further and only allow asks from people you follow, just in case 88643468 isn't the only burner account.

Please share this.

Edit: They do in fact have another burner account; please block jezebel-tarot. Also, as many people have pointed out and I myself noticed while typing this out, the other burner account's URL starts with "88" which is a Neo-Nazi dogwhistle.

They are also targeting the following groups:

Hindu users, now claiming that JoS is "the largest Hindu group" and claiming to follow Shiva in an attempt to attract them.

Black users, attempting to attract them to the site by talking about Blacks for Satan and ATRs.

Catholic users and Christian users, unsurprisingly, no doubt to get hateclicks as traffic to their website, and "debate" from the person receiving the ask.

Atheist users, probably with the same intent of getting hateclicks and "debate."

In general, they seem to target anyone who follows any religion, again no doubt to get "debate" out of them.

Speaking of how these people are trying to bait others into "debating" them, here is one of the four lovely asks I received just this morning, which I've noticed other people also receive this specific ask after telling these bastards to fuck off for being white supremacists:

"Joyofsatan.org are not white supremacists. Joyofsatan.org (JoS) is ran by people of color. JoS follows non-white Pagan Gods and gay Gods. JoS has a black high priestess, Asian high priest, Hispanic High Priestess, etc. Josafrica.com was created by Shannon Outlaw whom is a black woman and the high priestess of JoS. The JoS websites have repeatedly stated that people of any race can join them. According to ancient-forums.com which is the official JoS forums, there’s thousands upon thousands of non-white and mixed race JoS members that have their own spaces on the forum. I’m a mixed race person of color. The Abrahamic religions are anti-Satanic, anti-Pagan, anti-women and anti-gay so why can’t JoS be anti-Abrahamic? JoS supports women’s rights and gay rights. JoS was founded by a woman and worships Pagan Goddesses."

The fact I and others have received this ask, and variations of it making similar claims that JoS is "ran by people of color" and isn't actually racist, all after pointing out that they're a white supremacist cult, is EXACTLY why I am urging people to delete the asks they receive instead of engaging. As I said before, they WANT people to "debate" them as it gets them more attention.

I know this post has over 8.5k notes at the time of me making this edit, but I urge people to reblog this edit instead.

What if I'm stupid

i love using symbolism and subtext instead of just explaining everything explicitly. like figure it out lol.

pride egg pride egg

MatPat got sued by an egg company and Corpse Husband and someone else (can't remember who) decided to make their own eggs (which were rainbow).

“PS1 style graphics!” the retro game’s promo blurb says, and then you watch the trailer and it’s literally just modern HD graphics with a filter that sort of resembles a VHS tape with janky tracking thrown on top.

YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME

some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lol

guy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok

Wow ok

fish fear me, women fear me. i am scary.

any piece of media: *breaks the fourth wall but not in a ha-ha funny kind of way but in a the characters are aware they are characters and the story itself is aware it is a story and they are all aware they have no control and that someone or something else is controlling their fate and that nothing can be changed about their circumstances or how they'll eventually end up and they're pissed about it kind of way*

me, my eyes glowing red, levitating slightly: i like that a normal amount

a handful of crumb’s boundaries!

“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death

guys guys i just realised

notice

no tice

know this

??????

reblog to have your pfp judged by The Scrunklies - mod V and mod T, in the flesh! It's us! Woo!

the reckoning has started! only few survive!

My punishment as an example brings all the crows to the yard.

i'd be the hottest traitor hung up in the iron gibbets outside the castle as a warning to others just saying

HOOOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I MANAGED TO ISOLATE THE UNKNOWN VOCALS FOR BIG SHOT?? (also sorry it’s so quiet!) So what I’m hearing is: “Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase–ha ha ha, all the suspense is making me wait, to tell you how much it’s ringing! Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase–ha ha ha, all the suspense is, all the suspense is, tell me what you’re really selling!”

SO for clarity, the pleeeease part to me sounds like how his voice like. garbles/glitches sometimes in the song. and everything else i think pretty much speaks for itself?? if you guys think you hear anything else PLEASE let me know. ALSO the fact that if he’s actually saying ‘KNIGHT’ here, then like. that’s HUGE. my god dudes. ALSO. IF HE’S SAYING ‘Tell me what you’re really selling!’ does that mean Spamton DIDN’T KNOW what was being sold while he was marketing and being told what to do, and is in a way, asking the phone guy, what he’s actually selling, and it’s making Spamton get so big??? edit: i made a video to prove this: https://inq-dreams.tumblr.com/post/663177489889247232/alright-so-as-requested-heres-a-video-of-my

Do you want ur skeleton laminated so that people can laugh at it.

love scrolling through my drafts folder and finding things i don’t remember drunk writing

absolutely outrageous that lamination isn’t a more recognized form of burial. I know how I want to go out

Inside is one of the most depressing experience I have ever seen on a screen. Did cry. Dnw if u cant handle it.

i really want to watch bo burnham's inside but all the clips i've seen from it have given me the knowledge that i would be mentally worse off for it and i'm not in the kind of state that i can take a hit like that right now