So Tru I Cant

So tru I cant

@dailydoseofwhy what have you done?? I have been listening to heathers since last night. I have seen the play. JD is ruining my life. I am so grateful but like…how can I do my homework when my entire brain is singing “meant to be yours”????

Michael in the Bathroom Google Translate Version

omg i did something similar to your sincerely me post but with michael in the bathroom and look how this came out 

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I hang in the bathroom. The biggest party in autumn I can stay here or lose And there is nothing special

I’m a grape vine in a bathroom Because my friend left me alone. But I prefer the wrong spoon instead of awkwardly Or pretend to look up a text on my phone

Everything felt When I was a regular couple Because I am innocent There is no other part there

Just now Michael is in the bathroom Michael is in the bathroom at the party. Remember the time he was I’m just Michael is in the bathroom Michael is in the bathroom at the party. You can not go I’m waiting until it’s time. And choose the soft mortar in the nose I am Michael, I have no knowledge yet. Michael runs solo Michael is in the bathroom. He is alone

She hid, but she was there. Do not forget our story Reminded suggestions And I replaced it A new version of me

And I heard a drunken woman. Whitney was singing at the door “I want to dance with a man” And my emotions are inferior Because it touches me Now no one can tear apart women today

Now then Michael is in the bathroom Michael is in the bathroom at the party. Forgive the beers Michael is in the bathroom Michael is in the bathroom at the party. On my return to blame Wait until you have to ‘till my face dry Or do I bulldoze the weeds Or something in my eyes. I am Michael, I have no knowledge yet. Michael runs solo Michael is in the bathroom.

Hit hits hit They begin to weep in the soonest possible time. Hit hits hit Oh hell yeah I stopped shortly Hit hits hit Tell me that you left me here alone Hit hits hit Here in this wild forest Butt Butt Butt Butt I feel pressure pressures Bang Bang Bang My big mistake appeared Focused on chopped I threw the water on my face. And I’m in a better place. I’ll open the door But I can not hear the breasts now

And I can not touch Again And then I look at the mirror And it’s more obvious. And no refusal I’m just

At one party Is there any more illness than that? Hm hm hm hmhmmm Michael is in the bathroom at the party. It’s a bad night.

I want to stay in the bed of a home looking at a pornographic cable Or I want to be alone. I hope I was born I am Michael alone So it should be a drug addict Get PT Cruiser God is like a loser Michael runs solo Who Do You Know? Michael is in the bathroom. He is alone He is alone

What you know about me is my name.

Unique party I’m glad I came

I died at im a grapevine in the bathroom

I would say Cameron Monaghan should be on there, but his ginger-ness would ruin the aesthetic™.

Oh my god, I thought I had been the first one to notice this! Guess I was wrong.

Pokémon Go fan theory

I have a theory about the Pokémon Go teams. They are each very similar to one of the three triforce form the Legend of Zelda games. This may seem far fetched, but given that they’re both Nintendo IPs, it may not be totally out there.

-Team Valor is the Triforce of Power. Its goal is to use Pokemon to gain power and glory. They value strength and force. Those who wield the Triforce of Power, similarly, seek power and glory, and imposing their will over others.

-Team Mystic is the Triforce of Wisdom. It seeks to use logic and reason to unlock a Pokemon’s full potential. They value intellect and cunning, and the mind’s control over emotions. Those who wield the Triforce of Wisdom seek knowledge above all else, similar to Team Mystic.

-Team Instinct is the Triforce of Courage. It maintains faith and perseverance, and members of this team trust their Pokemon and take their free will into account. It values freedom and gut feelings, and it doesn’t care for strength or knowledge. Similarly, those who wield the Triforce of Courage couldn’t care less for power or glory, or great wisdom, simply trusting in their own courage and faith to solve problems.

I never thought I’d ever make fan theories about a mobile app, but there you go

Just some thoughts

There’s nothing quite like getting a brand new game and then waiting half an hour for your console to update.