Barb: It Wasnt Abuseeeee It Was Just Like . Instinct. Runt Of The Hatch Group .. Gets A Little Chomp

Barb: it wasn’t abuseeeee it was just like …. Instinct. Runt of the hatch group .. gets a little chomp chomp ya know…

Sid: it’s true , my mom bit my finger clean off.

….

Delta: sometime I wonder who’s more feral the pop trolls or the rock trolls… every day they shock me with something else…

but that leaves the question of

How did Barb lose her ear

That girl either went through something traumatic or she was left unsupervised for 5 minutes as a kid. Only 2 options I’m afraid 😔

Barb after the world tour (it was actually her having a manic episode)

Pt4 to getting barb to take her meds *carols turn*

OKAY ME BUT WITH DISABILITIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS

Like barb has BPD you cannot convince me she’s not , the whole world tour was just a impulsive manic episode and the crash after was devastating

And trollex being casual about that is 100% true he would just be like “okay andddd”

Trollex is either barb’s biggest hater or barbs 1# supporter depends on the time of day 💀

Ok but what if in world tour Barb was 17

Just imagin the other leaders finding out that there is a CHILD on the throne of The Rock Kingdom

Delta essence and Quincy : * parent mode activated*

YESS OMG THOSE EXACT THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN IN MY MIND FOR MONTHSSS

*Barbs birthday*

Barb: oh yea I’m turning 18.

…

Poppy: … n-no you aren’t nu uh…

Trollzart: …. We almost got our whole world dominated by a 17 year old girl….

Essence : … yea take all that make up off baby, you looking a little too grown.

Quincy: yea if I can’t tell your age it too much make up … no ma’am.

Delta: oh so that why you act like you ain’t got no sense mhm

Riff: … I’ve been being bossed around by a high schooler…

King Quincy and Queen Essence comments inspired by my aunts and uncles 💀

Trollex turn on meds duty

Sid: … whoopsies …

Barb: … yeaaaa it’s kinda normal for rock trolls to do that stuff-

Poppy: WHYYYYY????

but that leaves the question of

How did Barb lose her ear

That girl either went through something traumatic or she was left unsupervised for 5 minutes as a kid. Only 2 options I’m afraid 😔