The Rottmnt Theme But Its More Accurate To The Actual Show

The Rottmnt theme but it’s more accurate to the actual show

RIIIIIIIIIISE OF THE--

Mad dogs

*awkward pause*

Mad dogs

*second awkward pause*

NINJA MUTANT TURTLE TEENS?

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL

TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against haters,

They just tryna be teens.

Raph is trying his best,

Leonardo’s a meme,

Donnie needs a rest,

Mikey’s our smol bean.

For some reason Draxum wants them to freaking die.

HOT SOUP!!!

Rise of the

Donnie and his backup turtles!

THE TEENAGE TURTLES WHO ARE NINJAS AND MUTANTS!

Heroes in a half shell

Turtle power!

Riiiiiiise...

TMNT AU Concept:

So I was watching Kipo and the age of Wonderbeasts and it gave me a dumb idea for a TMNT AU. It’s also kind of like Mutant Apocalypse but the turtles are still teens for the duration of the story. Basically after some Mutagen disaster that happened decades before, mutants have become the norm while humans are a rare sight. Some value them, for they yearn for pre-mutant times and believe that the remaining humans could be the key to creating a retro-mutagen that could turn every mutant human. Some despise them, for they think humans are inferior creatures who failed to evolve with everyone else. And let’s not forget the humans who think they’re superior to mutants.

The turtles are kind of indifferent to humans because they’ve never really seen one before, until they run into one of the few remaining humans on Earth: April O’Neil. Splinter is probably their stepfather, with their mother Tang Shen being a turtle. (And for 50 bucks I’ll make Shredder a turtle too and their biological father.) Baxter Stockman is a gross housefly man and one of the mutants that wants to become human. Casey Jones is also there.

I have no idea if this is any good, it probably counts as super derivative but I wouldn’t be opposed to writing some sort of fanfic if people are interested in it.

Right so I know this theory is now basically incorrect what with Foot Recruit’s initials being CJ and all that hockey stuff. This is great aside from the death of this theory and the hopes that Jennika would appear in Rise in the form of Foot Recruit (I had a dumb little comic planned and everything.)

So in conclusion, the new theory is that Dale is actually Jennika. In this essay I will...

ROTTMNT Theory

This theory has been simmering in my mind for months and I’m just going to say it because I can’t take holding it in anymore and y’all feckers are just going to have to hear it too:

Dale is Casey Jones

Mikey: Rocks back and forth in The Lair Games

Normal People: Aww, he’s so adorable!

My autistic ass:

Leaked footage of Lou Jitsu’s backstory

(Shout out to @extremelyyydorky for helping me find that pic of Leo btw)