Newt: My Head Hurts

Newt: my head hurts

Theseus: that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity

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"nolite te bastardes carborundorum"

"don't let the bastards grind you down"

Undertaker with a Reaper S/O

- You meet him while you were reaping a soul close to his shop

- When he introduced himself, you nearly had a panic attack because he was a legend amongst the Shinigami

- He just giggled at your reaction and complimented you on how humorous you are

- You start to see him more often at cemeteries, burying his 'guests'

- He starts to visit you when you have reapings to do

- Offering you new tips and techniques

- After a few weeks, he asks you to go on a date with him, which consists of picking flowers for tombs at the cemetery

- Grell created new ship names for you two almost daily and won't hesitate to ask 'Bassy' to cater a dinner date for you two

- Although hesitant, Sebastian still does it because he can see the love in the two of your eyes

- Being able to make Undertaker, or as you now often call him, Adrien, laugh at any moment throughout the day

- Although he is probably already laughing before you even approach him

- When he first showed you his eyes, you almost fainted, they were absolutely beautiful

- from now on, if you two are alone you will go up to his hair and tie it back just so you can see his gorgeous face, and he will let you, knowing you wont laugh at the scar running across it

- You start to ask him about also retiring and helping him work in the shop

- he says that he doesn't mind if you continue doing your reaping

- You two end up living together and laughing at Ciel's attempts at getting information

Kaz Brekker with a Librarian S/O

- Ok, so he isn't all too fond of you in the beginning

- he completely disregards the use for your book since he live in Keterdam where basically no one cares about education, only money

- until one day he has to recall some records and although he is a crow (who never forget anything), he forgot, so he will start having to rant through his cabinets not finding it

- until you come back from the library with the book he needs and answering his question

- after that incident he makes sure that people start respecting the library

- he adds security so that no one breaks as that has happened before

- Jesper always questions all the books and what they are about and pout that none of them are about goats

- Nina always helps you sort out new books and correct the shelves if there had been tardy customers

- Kaz likes to go over to the library after long heists and always finds interesting new books each time

- in all, you are a great help to the Dregs and Crows but all together, you are what Kaz loves the most

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year