Me: *makes A Mistake*

Me: *makes a mistake*

My dad: its prpbably because your always on your phone

Also My dad:

Anyone watching spiderman: no way home!!!!!

Stay to watch both end credit scenes. Trust me its worth it.

#2

Jesper: and so i killed him

Inej: cool

Kaz: alright

Nina: seems fair

Wylan: right

y/n: is no one questioning why tf he killed the guy?

Jesper: He said something mean about milo......it was crucial to kill him

y/n: *sighs*

If evil, Why hot?

#1: Get to know

Favourite colour: Currently a nice teal, but it changes everyday

Currently reading: Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard

Last song: In the morning - ITZY

Last movie: I haven't gone to the cinemas lately due to my state being in lockdown, but probably Interview with the Vampire

Last series: Hellsing Unlimited

Sweet, spicy or savoury: Mostly sweet but if i have too much then I will transfer to savory for a little bit of time, but not spicy.

Craving: Doritos , all the f*cking time

Coffee or tea: neither, i prefer hot chocolates

Currently working on: I am in the middle of drawing a page full of my waifus

#2: Five songs I’ve had on repeat lately

In the morning - ITZY

All BLACKPINK songs

As the world caves in - Sarah Cothran

Beggin - Måneskin

Everybody - Backstreet Boys

Tagging anyone who would like to try this!

Thanks for the tags, @38across!! I’m doing both at once because i didnt have access to a laptop until now and phones suck

#1 get to know

favourite colour: purple

currently reading: Death is a lonely business by Ray Bradbury, but ive been reading it on and off for a while

last song: Second Night of Summer by Børns

last movie: The Last Airbender (not as bad as i remember)

last series: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (just started it and holy shit!!!)

sweet, spicy or savory: savory

craving: Chinese food

coffee or tea: coffee

currently working on: uhhhh, define working on? I have two umbrella academy au wips open rn

#2 five songs I’ve had on repeat lately

Hold the line - Toto

Wave(s) - Lewis Del Mar

Hey Gringo - Kaleo

Beverly Blues - Opia

This is love - Air Traffic Controller

Tagging @sugarcoatedrainbows @ourfighthasjustbegun @nasyanastya @golden-wreath @fudgemutt and whoever sees this and wants to! Feel free to do whichever one/both/none :D

James Bond with S.H.I.E.L.D. agent S/O

(this isn't really set during any of the movies but I am using Judi's M in here and Daniel's James Bond, so I guess its before Skyfall)

- You met each other two ways. Either on a mission or MI-6 visiting the Triskelion and Helicarrier.

- When he first saw you, let's just say he was mildly surprised. You were deputy director along with Maria Hill. He made sure to leave an impression with you (no, not his fingerprint) so that the next time you see him, he might be able to get to know you better.

- From the first time he saw you, he knew that he won't be having any hookups with you, in fact, he was mildly intimidated by you. You reminded him of Q, always in front of a computer and giving orders to the interns and other agents.

- When he was going on a tour around the Helicarrier the next day, he was even more surprised when he saw you fighting in the training room.

"y/n really is something. They are one of the best agents we have around here." Fury said when he saw 007 and M looking at you.

- It was a bit difficult for him to invite you to a date somewhere since he didn't see you all too much, but when he did get a few minutes with you, he made sure to get your phone number.

- After Mi-6 left S.H.I.E.L.D., you didn't hear from him for a few weeks. But suddenly you got a text from him.

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This is Bond. James Bond from a few weeks ago. I was wondering if you are going to be in England anytime soon. If so, would you like to meet up?

Hello Bond. I am going to be in Chelsea for a mission in about a week. I will be free on (random date).

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- After going on a date with him a few times, even having them on facetime due to you being in America, he finally invited you to MI-6 to show you around.

- Q and Moneypenny had been hearing about you from James for a while (since he came back from America), and were very surprised that he actually had a relationship that he committed to instead of a bunch of one-night stands.

- Moneypenny was very glad that she had someone to gossip about James with. Q was a bit scared around you since you were a high authoritative figure in S.H.I.E.L.D., but nonetheless was very kind and showed you a bunch of memes he made of James.

- A few years after dating, he proposed to you. It was during a mission in Cuba where both of you were partnered even though you were from two different agencies (M and Fury knew that he was going to propose and did it on purpose.).

- You and James had a very small wedding with only a few friends of yours and his attended but were still immensely happy to be together.

- He was there for you and you were there for him, every step of the way.