The Time Has Come. Get The Hazard Suits On!

The time has come. Get the hazard suits on!

Bold of you someone isn’t on the American aesthetic that deep.

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

Smooth brain mode.

Update: just to clarify, I mostly just miss the face. I’m down to give myself an accurate muffin top but I need less ptsd eyes. Also, making tones less dull… more options, less doll stare.

Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month

I did this for uni

Roasted bagel

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