Luke NewtoninBridgerton (3.05-06) AsColin Bridgerton

Luke Newton in Bridgerton (3.05-06) as Colin Bridgerton

Angsty Season 1 Colin

Angsty Season 3 Colin

As much as I'd love to go on about how Colin's characterization is consistent throughout the seasons, and how he processes his feelings does not change (and I will! just not here); I more so wanted to point out, shallowly, that sometimes while watching Season 1, Season 3's "glow-up" didn't feel much like one at all. ;)

and what was killing me was the baby was already IN THERE

What do you think of the Twitter discourse on Penelope's dresses?

very proud of myself for knowing what you're referring to actually.

i think they're being very loud about trying to say the quiet part without saying it. the silhouettes are the same or similar. if people wanted to be honest, the only thing they really have in common is a body type and a smaller chest that accommodates a higher bustline.

they put penelope in those unflattering, boxy dresses for a reason for 2 seasons so to act like it's out of nowhere that they suddenly changed the silhouette of the dresses in s3 when the entirety of bridgerton is beyond historically inaccurate is wild. they lowered the bustline because penelope has a large chest. they kept her looking younger and childish until her season for a purpose. pretending that's how she was always going to/supposed to look is insane.

a leading woman in her character's main arc is always going to come into her own, that's basic storytelling. pretending that penelope was supposed to stand there in a yellow dress that makes it look like she's much rounder and flatter chested than she is feels like a weird way to say media literacy passed you by. unless, of course, you're saying something else. which we know most of them are.

colin's clothes changed as well? he grew into darker colors and more mature silhouettes. we know what they say about him. they do try and hide it under other critiques but they happily talk about his looks like he's not conventionally attractive in a way they hesitate to do with penelope.

what they really mean is, and i'm sure they'll disagree because it's not a good look, is that they think people they don't personally find desirable don't deserve community. especially romantically.

i'm not going to pretend i find all of the actors on the show attractive but you'd have to fight me to get me to name them because it's rude and offers nothing productive on the show, their stories, or the ships they're involved in.

but polin lives rent free in their heads even when we're getting insane leaks for another season so it is what it is i guess.

we said we wanted real lover boys back and then they blessed us with colin bridgerton

I feel like this Luke Newton reaction shot is going to come in handy for as long as the bullshit continues.