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Happy birthday, Christoph Schneider! | May 11, 1966

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Hi 🖤 I would like to make a small, yet hopefully valuable contribution to the belly appreciation post because suffering alone is not an option but making that post entirely about Schneider was not fair.

Just

look

at this

softness

I am absolutely feral (⊙﹏⊙✿)

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder. Yes, mine.

One more for your viewing pleasure!

Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

HE IS SO FUCKING HOT I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HIM

Hi dear anon! ✨ I would be thrilled to know for sure who you are referring to because I want to support you in your screaming and thirsting!

But since this blog is mainly reserved for going bananas over Christoph Schneider, I have a gnawing suspicion... a hunch even, that you might be talking about him 😏 Because girl (gender neutral), if you are, I understand you completely. Writing in lower case has never been more of a challenge, I just want to cry, scream and then cry again because I'm a mess and this is all his fault. I mean, just look at him:

This is my live reaction to seeing him, every damn time:

Phew. Alright, I'm going to try to keep my cool. If you wanted to share with me your love for some other man, then don't be shy, share some more ;)

And if you wanted to share with me your love for the Lord of Dorkshire Schneider himself, then I absolutely encourage you to come to me and scream some more, let's scream together ❤