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Seated couple (Schnaul Schiele study)
Schneider has such nice and strong arms and handsss <3
Dear anon, these are straight 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 facts 👏🏻
Schneider has nice everything and I could write a whole-ass essay on this topic, but his arms and hands do deserve special attention. Let's take a closer look 🔍
His arms have been nice and strong since the early days.


They look very toned and not overly muscular, a true testament to his passionate drumming. Have you seen his forearms? They are just too hot for Schneider's own good. Also, just imagine him holding you in his arms, letting you enjoy his comforting embrace ❤ Or if you are into something less vanilla, imagine him scooping you up and throwing you over his shoulder as if you weigh nothing. Just like this:

(I will never be able to get this image out of my head)
Ahem, excuse me, I got carried away. Back to the arms. Older Schneider's arms are just as perfect and worthy of admiration. I'll let the pictures speak for me ✨



As for his hands... They fuel my imagination a little too much 👉🏻👈🏻 But apart from that, they are very aesthetically pleasing! His hands look masculine and in my opinion, there is nothing soft about them except for the gentleness with which Schneider moves them when he is not playing the drums.




Looking at his hands you can't help but notice that they are large, with long, thick fingers and nicely shaped nails. (Yes, I was looking at his nails closely, yes, it was for scientific purposes only, you can't judge me) Well, you get the idea, they are very attractive. And sometimes they appear comically big, like in this photo that never fails to make me cackle:

Much love to you anon 🌈 Thanks for coming to my embarrassing TED talk about Schneider's physical attributes ✨
If they don’t open with Rammlied it’s a total wasted opportunity.
‘Now that the wait is over, lend your ear to a legend’ ❤️🔥🔥
#RammsteinCoventry #RammsteinCardiff #NowThatTheWaitIsOver

"After 2 years soon back on Tour!" @danny_uhlmann
Been saving me since 2001. I hope they know how important they are to nameless nobodies like me.

3 Mal Danke, 3 Mal Berlin!
I remember watching the Anaconda im netz interview with Till where he mentions sometimes when he’s stressed he thinks about the things he’s seen on his travels. References going inside himself and filling up ‘a little glass of travel preserves for the soul’.
This is that for the fans. Something we can look back on when the noise is a little too much.
Moments worth to share again and again 🫂
I’m going to play a game and see how many times I have to listen to it before I manage the full translation on my own
Richard being so proud :)
Richard and Schneider interview Radio Eins - Radio Affair 2004
Translation under the cut.
Q: “Rammstein and ‚Los‘. Great riff! Did you uhm …”
R: “I have to say it’s one of my favorite songs on the album. I am very proud of it because our drummer Schneider played the solo guitar.”
Q: “Really?“
S: “You didn’t need to mention that.“
Q: “No, really?”
R: “Yes.”
Q: „That’s great.“
R: „Cool, isn’t it. It’s a very old song that we tried recording at the time we did ‘Mutter’. And the producer, Jakob Hellner, liked it so much at the time and said "We absolutely have to try that again". So we did try again and it was the usual Rammstein sound everybody knows. And then we just went to the studio and said "Ok, let's just play this riff on acoustic guitar instead of the usual electric guitar.”
Q: “And why didn’t you want to play it?”
R: “What? The acoustif guitar? I did, but he (Schneider) played the solo guitar.”
Q: “Even the solo guitar, Christoph.”
S: “We all worked differently on the song and the original idea was that the song only started acoustically and then turned, so to speak, into the usual Rammstein sound. And at some point we left it out and said ‘Let us stay acoustic. Let's try something new’. And we virtually used the old Rammstein Groove, let's say this typical marching groove, and this created a kind of country music.”

Currently watching this on Netflix. A Perfect Crime. A docuseries about the assassination of Detlev Karsten Rohwedder, a politician tasked with dismantling much of the industry in the former DDR in the aftermath of the fall of the wall.
Imagine my surprise when none other than our sparkly king Flake Lorenz is interviewed as part of the programme.
It got me to thinking how interesting it would be for Rammstein, as part of their 30th anniversary to maybe sit together watching back old clips, Feeling B, First Arsch era as well as early and later Rammstein. I’d love to hear their stories of that time around the fall of the wall if they ever felt comfortable talking about it as it’s a subject that absolutely fascinates me. An update to Rammstein in Amerika documentary spanning their 30 years rather than just America.
I’ll be happy with whatever they release I’m sure, just a little fan hope from me.
Such good quality photos ❤️🔥













Rammstein, King Baudouin Stadium, 04-08-2023 © Kitty van de Waart for ZwarMetalen
This will never not be funny to me. Did Paul ever get refused entry for not wearing a red make up stripe or did he quickly have to wipe on coloured bronzer every time he wanted to go back stage 🤣


Just saw this posted on Twitter. Highest grossing tours of the 2020s decade so far.
My boys are bigger than Beyoncé 🤩❤️🔥




Rammstein Drummer Christoph Schneider: “Oldtimer sammeln ist wie eine Sucht” X


Five minutes into Rammstein and he gives you this look, wdyd?
More Schneider out and about in New York
from ig account jaycelewisofficial
"curry night"


The main fashionistas of the Mutter era. I know that Schneider had shorter and lighter hair back then, but I wanted to draw him long curls
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We had a huge break at the institute

Somehow beer turned into vodka..
Yeah I made 2nd pic


I draw Tillchard and Schnaul in clothes from the first photos that Pinterest will give out




