Of Course! I Say What I Mean :)

Of course! I say what I mean :)

But man I totally forgot I sent this in, it’s funny to see it again, and with such answers too!

Thank you!

Hey there! I really admire your writing and headcanons, I just stumbled across this blog last night and couldn't stop reading because I loved the yanderes! Original to Swap, Underlust to Mafia, I loved them all! I wish I could ask an all-pairs question but your rules said to only ask two characters so you pick whichever set of skelebros you want for this question!: If their S/O was in college and procrastinated on homework regularly, who would help them on it and who would be a bad influence?

Awww thank you so much for your kind words

Yandere

Sans: 

- Helps with the homework by doing it for you in exchange for certain favors.

- Eventually, you will learn that you would rather just do the assignment on your own.

-  Don’t ever let him accumulate favors from you.

- If it becomes a continuous problem then he’ll influence you to not be able to do anything else until you’re done.

-  He didn’t expect the hours of nothingness because you don’t want to do work and can’t do anything else. 

Baby Blue:

-  Helps you for about 5 minutes until he gets bored.

- He then amuses himself by causing you either pleasure or pain while encouraging you to figure out the homework on your own.

-  He’s quite full of praise during this experience.

-  Don’t let it fool you.  Just get your work done quickly.

Mutt (bonus):

- Tries to help you and fails miserably.

- Goes into the next room to call his brother.

- Spike doesn’t want to help but Mutt reminds him that he paid for Spikes college education.

- Spike googles it and tells Mutt how to teach it to you.

-  Mutt then spends the rest of the day making sure you understand it.

I loved this too much not to reblog this, it’s so cute and sweet with everyone and I love it!

The Undertale Crew ~ Kissing Headcannons

People like me are ruining the fandom. But…

Here y’all filthy sinners. Also, warning: if complete and utter fluff is not your thing, then I advise against reading this post. Also includes PDA and height headcannons because I have no impulse control.

~Sans~

-Soft and gentle. Almost like a face-nuzzle. With his teeth. Because… no lips… He’s actually kinda surprised that you don’t dislike the feeling of literal teeth against your skin, but he doesn’t really complain since, well, you like them.

-Too lazy to always go up on his toes to smooch your face or wait for an opportunity when you’re down to his level (his level is 5 foot. He smol), so you find that he has a fondness for your hand or, if you’re minuscule enough, your neck. Also, he never asks to kiss you. It’s spontaneous and kinda jarring because, y’all could be doing nothing when surprise motherf*cker you just smooched the skeleton.

-Caution: he might fall asleep half-kiss if you’re lazing around during it, and/or there is a 99.99% chance he’ll follow the display of affection with a display of puns on said affection. Bad puns. Stop him.

-Likes to receive kisses on the cheek. Not too much effort, but he knows you love him. Plus, you’re lips are soft, and he enjoys the feeling of them on his bones. They’re nice, but he doesn’t want to abuse his privilege, so he won’t demand much of you.

-When you lounge around with him, there is a high percentile chance he’ll nudge your temple once or twice. It’s lethargic and faint, but you know it’s there. He just wants to make sure you still tolerate his presence, no biggie.

-Overall there isn’t a lot of kissing initiated by him, but he’s contented with you just being there, and he makes sure his lethargic opposition to PDA and/or excessive apathy doesn’t get in the way of you fully understanding that.

~Papyrus~

-Boisterous, and usually painful because his overzealous nature can get in the way of the common sense that his teeth hurt like balls clunking against your comparatively squishier lips that exuberantly.

-But sweet and genuine kisses nonetheless, swollen bruises aside.

-Picks you up in a swinging hug almost every time without fail. Will make you feel fairly dizzy by the end of it, and not just because of the affection. Will also trigger fear of heights if you have it, probably. Because, I don’t know, a 7 foot something monster is picking you a few feet off the ground? He might accidentally throw you once in a while. Whoops, nope, he didn’t mean to do that. Forgive him.

-Likes to proclaim his uttermost feelings to you in-between smooches. Even in public. PDA to him has no bounds. If you’re uncomfortable with that amount of… zest being shown to others outside of your home, he will pitifully attempt to restrain himself until you get back to the house.

-He just loves you too much, dammit.

-He likes any and all kinds of kisses, but has a squeamish dislike for French-kissing. It isn’t because of you, or anything, of course. He just feels as if it’s too… scandalous to be doing on a normal, everyday basis. Also, the tongues. Why. It just doesn’t look like a good time to him, and he’ll be hesitant on trying it.

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I hope you all had a happy Halloween everyone, enjoy this comic by @drawloverlala they did an amazing job and I love it to bits :’)

A Halloween little comic thing :)

When all is said and done the girl happily makes her way over to Honey the Pappy puppypari with the three lamias, both the Coral and Mamba being given their new toys and prizes to distract them from fighting, as she signs the adoption forms for each one, Arach (Dragon in Gaelic) for the Mamba, Zalman (Meaning Peace in Chaotic Times) for the Chain, and Magnar (Strong Warrior) for the Coral, happily taking the bitties home for some well-deserved love and attention for each of them.

The door of Vex's Shop chimes open as a chubby young woman timidly shuffles in, wearing a zip-up black sweater with a heart sewn on the chest, headphones hanging from her neck and red hair in a neat ponytail, obviously trying to make a good impression as she makes her way to the counter, " H-Hey. I'm here from your recommendations, all which I took to heart, a Chain if one will have me, and a Coral and a Mamba all together, seeing it is recommended together instead of one-by-one. (1/2)

*Honey the Pappy puppypapri welcomes you with joyful tail wags. The lamia bitties were informed that you would be visiting, so the Mambas are all lined up and waiting to show off for you. All of the Chains in the shop have moved to the Mamba area as well to see if they are a good SOUL match for you. The Corals though? They’re hiding, but Honey makes sure to announce your arrival very loudly so that they can come over and meet you when they feel ready.

*You find a comfortable seat in front of the Mambas and they begin to show off by throwing toys and catching them with flips and swift strikes. They tussle and pose under the lights so that you can admire their iridescent scales. You clap and praise each one for his mighty feats not noticing the approach of a Coral until you feel a headbutt on your hand. You look down and see the Coral glaring up at you expectantly with his little hands on his hips.

*You try to be sneaky and pet the Coral without interrupting the Mambas’ display, but one Mamba is slithering towards you to present you with a feather lure he’s “killed,” and he spots the Coral in your lap. When he holds up the feather lure proudly for your approval, the Coral blows a raspberry and bats it out of his hand while you’re still telling the Mamba how wonderful it is. The Mamba and Coral hiss angrily at each other, and you worry you might have a fight on your hands.

*A Chain comes to your rescue, flopping down suddenly in your lap as if he hadn’t even noticed the two angry lamias preparing to attack. He breaks their line of sight, and while they scramble to get around him, he nabs two silk scarves from your pocket- one red and one purple. He hands the red silk to the Coral, who snatches it and begins to run his hands along the smooth soft fabric. The Chain hands the other scarf to the Mamba, steering him back over to the bright lights so he can use the scarf to accentuate his beauty.

*The Coral is preoccupied with touching the fabric, and the Mamba resumes his display. You and the Chain compliment him while you continue to pet the happily distracted Coral. The Mamba is mollified by the gift and increased attention he is receiving. With the situation diffused, the Chain returns to your lap. He looks up at you and winks. That’s when you notice a distinct tugging sensation in your chest. You look at the Chain’s ribcage and see a faint glow from his SOUL. It may not be easy to adopt a Coral and a Mamba together, but with the Chain’s help, you think it just might work.

We won’t pressure you on Anything @poisondilu, we are here for you, I know that I for one don’t want to see you with regret, it is an ugly thing, and whatever you decide your followers are here to give you strength, whether to continue or to press on past it to other things, those who care will be there. 

Don't be sorry Poisond. I understand if you are sad looking at Undertale, please pick whichever option you want, you don't have to make any promises, you can do whatever you want :) And just know that no matter what, I really enjoyed looking at all of your Soriel artworks and just in general how smoothly you draw, it is quite gorgeous to look at. I am sorry the fandom has been making you sad and I hope some day it won't be that way anymore for you. Whatever happens, I hope you will be happy :3

Ouch, ouch, ouch. You hit the bullseye there.I will, I’ll try, I won’t make promises, but I’ll try the best I can. I’ll ask for help from the friends I still have. I don’t know how much strengh I have to keep doing this or if I even want to. I don’t want to let go, but I will if I have to. I just want to not regret things anymore. Sorry, you just really brough up the heart of the problem with that comment and i kinda lost my ability to properly formulate responses there, I’m really trying to not make more promises anymore so I have to refrain, but thank you, I’ll try.(And thanks for the smooth drawing comment that made me smile)