THEY SAID IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU YOURE THE DAUGHTER OF SILENT WATCHING STONES YOU WATCH THE STARS HURL

THEY SAID IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU YOU’RE THE DAUGHTER OF SILENT WATCHING STONES YOU WATCH THE STARS HURL ALL THEIR FUNDAMENTS IN WONDERMENT AT YOU AND YOURS FOREVER ASKING MORE YOU ARE THAT SPACE THAT’S IN BETWEEN EVERY PAGE EVERY CHORD AND EVERY SCREEN YOU ARE THE DRIFTWOOD AND THE RIFT YOU’RE THE WORDS I PROMISE I DON’T MEAN

So, let's go over everything Wizards of the Coast is trying to do this coming year.

>Erasing everything that made DnD fun

>Sanitizing everything to appease a minority of leftist puritans

>Making anyone who wants to play DnD pay microtransactions

>Making anyone who makes anything based off of DnD pay royalties to Wizards of the Coast

I hope the company fucking crashes and burns, Hasbro failed to claim TSR as their own now we just need it all to crash and burn so TSR can make a big comeback.

If you pronounce his name Kelsier with a hard r, that implies that:

1) there's a regular ol Kelse out there, who let's face it, probably died

2) somebody else out there is Kelsiest and that's a terrifying implication

(The crew is Kelsiless)

,,[...]I’m just tryin to watch ”The Office” with my yoghurt”

I love how the amazing devil writes these incredibly beautiful and complex lyrics that make you cry but then also have lines like

"Yeah we thought you were mental YOU WERE TALKING TO TREES"

And "could be ghosts or monsters or a robot vampire- i dont know!"

Can't sleep so here's the Crows as The Amazing Devil songs:

Kaz - The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace

Inej - The Calling

Nina - Pray

Wylan - Inkpot Gods

Jesper - Farewell Wanderlust

Matthias - Welly Boots (sorry not sorry)

Encountered it a few weeks ago.

100% reccommend

When you encounter the Sanderlanche...

Know that it's worth getting buried under.