Lolth And Her Lesser Known Siblings Lmaoth And Roflth

Lolth and her lesser known siblings Lmaoth and Roflth

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

I wish tieflings in Baldur's Gate 3 could fight using their tails, like, it would be SO cool if in the middle of the fight when it's our turn and an enemy is really close, we just use our tails and knock the enemy down

adding the entire userbase to a big discord server named 'tumblr 2.0' to solve no problems whatsoever and invent several new ones

Detective Hercule Poirot is holding Kirby who is wearing a bowler hat and has a curly mustache.

Poirot: This small creature is perfectly round and symmetrical, and fills me with such joy.

Kirby: Poyo!

Poirot: Indeed, mon petit ami.

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"