"I Can Sorry The Fuck Outta People! Just You Watch! I Sorried Fizz So Hard He Cried! And I Can Sorry

"I can sorry the fuck outta people! Just you watch! I sorried Fizz so hard he cried! And I can sorry more people, everyone but you! 'Cause I don't owe you dick!"

HELLUVA BOSS 2.09 - Apology Tour

For the totally real meme of 'ask for headcanons on what if our muses were married....'

Who sleeps in later, Blitz or Stolas? Which one of them instigates board game night with friends, and then which of them accidentally (or not) shifts that into D&D night? What is Stolas's favorite memory of the wedding?

DJ, thank you, I love you. This is adorable! ☆

IF OUR MUSES WERE MARRIED ; HEADCANON EDITION !

Who sleeps in later?

90% of the time, it's probably Blitz! Running your own business is one hell of a job and leaves you extra sleepy! Also, rising early and sleeping late is natural for Stolas. There are times, however, where they unexpectedly swap and surprise each other! I like to think Stolas enjoys making breakfast and preparing coffee and tea. He's very much a routine kind of person!

Which one of them instigates board game night with friends, and which one accidentally (or not) shifts that into D&D?

Stolas initiates board game night, but it's Blitz who invites Millie, Moxxie, Fizz, and others! Stolas invites Verosika, and depending on relationships, others (ex; my Stolas is building a friendship with Charlie rn, so he'd invite her at some point). BLITZ changes that to D&D, Stolas is confused and alarmed at first but then becomes WAY too invested/dramatic with it.

What is Stolas' favorite memory of the wedding?

The entire thing. Not even the wedding — the asking. The confirmation, the wanting. The "Will you marry me?" The "I want to be with you forever." But if he has to pick — feeding Blitz cake.

Blitz was overjoyed when Moxxie full-on tackled him like that, diving fearlessly into the fray, and he clung right back. The playfighting was maybe a little silly, considering neither of them would ever actually try to hurt the other--the scratching and biting was all harmless, the rolling and tussling was just fun, and Blitz was always mindful of his horns. His tail went right around Moxxie in return, and he laughed and swore and panted as they became an impish tornado, rolling down the alley in a chaotic blur.

By the time they made it to the next sidewalk over, they ran into someone--or someone ran into them. The being was a Goetia, tall and stately, with iridescent green-blue feathers that hugged close to his body like scales... and black eyes. Deep, endless voids. When the two imps fetched up against him, he stopped walking and looked down at them in bemusement.

"Two prominent members of the local imp population, brawling in the dirt?" he mused, before offering each of them a hand up. "I suppose this particular city is well-named. I trust this is a friendly scuffle?"

Surprised, Blitz took the asshole's hand and stood, only reluctantly letting go of Moxxie. "Damn right. Anyone ever actually tries to hurt him, they gotta deal with me. The fuck do you want, Vepar?"

"Ah, you remember me!"

"Hard to forget."

Vepar smiled, then looked over at Moxxie. "I heard a rumor that it is your birthday," he said, because this thread could totally be time-shifted to take place on his birthday, right? Totally a thing. "May you have a very pleasant day, sir." He actually bowed to Moxxie, a graceful little move that looked sincere, despite very possibly being mockery.

Blitz narrowed his eyes, unable to tell which it was, unsure how to feel about this whole thing. But it wasn't his choice to make. Moxxie was a grown-ass man, smarter than Blitz was, and could decide for himself how he felt about this dude talking to him.

Moxxie sped after Blitzo, dodging the obstacle and keeping his eye on the other imp with some difficultly but once he tapped into his 'zoomie' mode there was no stopping him. He saw Blitzo disappear into his hiding spot and realized he had lost his vision of him but knew he would be able to find him if he stayed focus so he remained full-speed ahead, even zipping right between two bigger demons who jumped back in shock at the sight of the red blur that barely touched the ground.

When he reached the dumpster, his small hooves pattered across the cement as he searched the area for Blitzo. Blitzo shooting out from hiding to attack his ankles was almost fully expected, so Moxxie let out a playful bleat, pretending to be more surprised than he was. And he dropped to the ground so he could tangle into a play-fight with his friend, the way a cat would cling on to their playmate. His tail wrapped around Blitzo's waist to hold him into place and he returned the ankle chomp with a playful headbutt, locking his horns with Blitzo's. He wasn't the rough and tumble type so he didn't apply much force to the headbutt but it was enough to mimic the kind of playfighting cats do. He also had to be careful not to actually headbutt Blitzo, lest he give a goat-like sparing hit.

Do you have any Helloween plans? Parties? Maybe a costume? 🎃

From the mun: I do! Am going on two short trips leading up to it. One will be a day trip that starts with something whimsical and ends with something borderline brutal, one will probably be the most miserable overnight trip I've done in a long time because the location that time of year is just like ah yes you wanted Expert Mode, right? I'm stoked for both. Am also going to a private burlesque event, which is always a lot of fun. Then on Halloween itself I will probably be hidden somewhere in the dark, playing spooky music on a flute, hoping to inspire a nightmare or two xD

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For Blitz:

"You mean am I going back to Verosika's annual Fuck Blitzo party?" he asked. The words left a bitter taste in his mouth and he had to resist the urge to growl, clenching his fists. "Fuck that. I'm going to go get a shit ton of candy, a slingshot, and run around on Earth launching at at those little fuckers. Humans want their sweet crack? Snickers, or Starburst, or whatever? They gotta catch it."

He probably wasn't really going to go run around in the living world on Halloween and he knew it. So, after a moment, Blitz huffed, folded his arms, and leaned his head back with a quiet, warm little chuckle. "Nah. Fuck the living world. I'm going on a BDSM club crawl. Already signed up and everything. Sounds like it's gonna be a pretty fancy event this year, and I'm kinda looking forward to it.

"How 'bout you, Keenie? What are you up to?"

Dancing in the rain ❤️

Quick reminder, because there may be a really emotional BDSM scene starting soon here (under read-mores, but still): my tag for explicit adult shenanigans is just NSFT. So if you're not already filtering that and would like to be, it would be good to add that to your filters now ❤