The Amount Of Brands Joining Tumblr Is Truly Scary (check Out @brand-directory To See A List And Block

The amount of brands joining Tumblr is truly scary (check out @brand-directory to see a list and block them all) so we'll need to do more than just post cringe. We need to get the least brand-friendly possible. Everyone post your freakiest most NSFW cringe shit. It's time for cock is one of my favorite tastes it's time for pussy in the scarmophogus. Keep fucking shooting they need to all leave here screaming (and remember, don't engage with brands, not even to make fun of them)

ETA: most of the brands are apparently old blogs that haven't been updated in years, which is great! But if they come back, they'll likely use the same accounts, so it's still worth blocking. And still post NSFW to keep anyone from even considering rejoining (Denny's is back trying to sell NFTs so. You know. Let's go)

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

i love words like “acquire” and “acquit” etc… it’s such a treat to see c and q together like that. they’re such an odd couple. it’s like if you were in high school¹ and one day you saw the blonde overachiever valedictorian² hanging out with the weird friendless goth girl with the siouxsie sioux³ hair and you realized they’d been childhood friends all along

¹ stage of education in the united states, commonly portrayed in a romanticized manner in films and tv shows. ² untranslatable; a type of warrior-priest. ³ english singer who was an important figure in the emergence of the gothic rock genre in the late 1970s.

Mark Ballas, king of jive on dwts