Fake IDs For A 15th Birthday Present Or Smth?

Fake IDs for a 15th birthday present or smth?

the fact that Arin was told to pick a fake name and he went with Dr. Lampshade Floortile

but the fact that Lloyd chose Doyll Donmagar-

Side note: did Lloyd just come up with that right off the bat or was that a name he had floating around from like, his darkly's school days??

Tonight's dragons rising thoughts which are going to live in my head rent free until part 2 comes out!:

Jay is probably a) somewhere he doesn't recognize traveling everywhere asking every single being he meets if they've seen "master of water, yay tall, ninja, black hair, brown eyes, most beautiful person in existence??", b) lost his mind in .6 seconds following the 10 minute screw-the-first-spinjitzu-master rage speech because ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS SHE WAS THE FRICKING SEA FOR A WHOLE DARN YEAR BUT NOOOOO THAT WASNT ENOUGH! YOU HAD TO MERGE THE GOSHDARN REALMS TO KEEP US APART WELL SCREW YOU", OR c) (angstier option) homeboy has been captured in a society akin to the s9 dragon hunters and is being kept for entertainment/living battery/bait/etc

So we're not gonna talk about how the highest punishment you can receive in Imperium is being cancelled on Twitter?

I was really hoping for a Morro acknowledgement when Euphrasia was introduced and LLOYD DID NOT DISAPPOINT

Breaking news! Lloyd is still salty over Morro possessing him and they have to hold him back from kicking at his grave.

Lloyd: I like this new wind master better

Come ON man way to kick him while he’s 6 feet down. Morro is grinding his teeth and splitting his ends in the underworld trying to contact the new wind user to get petty revenge on Lloyd for saying that.

New Wind User, Euphrasia?: trying to sleep

Morro contacting her through elemental connections: Hey you, insignificant being, push Lloyd off the monastery roof

Euphrasia: what

Morro: just a light tap tap off the monastery, call it an accident he’ll probably survive. Keep him on his toes