I do some RP for those looking for a grumpy Shimada.
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Oh my God I'm crying. He's so cute! He can live in my house and head rent free.
Harbinger
Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?
How dare you put those things in the tags. @mulberrybambi I see that there and those phrases deserve their 5 minutes of glory.
Ok, be honest, do you main that character but you like their abilities, or because you think they're cute? Stop hiding
Mu And CoCo on Instagram / Etsy
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
Oh my God @mulberrybambi I am dying to see what Hanzo's going to look like He's going to be so beautiful I bet
76 with a beard, Mccrees beard is longer with a neat haircut, Reinhardt gone full Viking with his man bun and beard. Blizzard really just said “we’re going daddy shopping”
Now give us some Hanzo and sigma content please ~Bambi
YOUCH. ILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED.
I'm worried about the next electricity bill bound to come in the next couple of weeks 😃 folks are getting charged like $9000 per megawatt. Fuck the Texas officials who got us into this mess
Please allow me to introduce Sir Lindt Lindor Truffles. Truffle for short.
Oh my god pears I love this so damn much Oh my God
Okay ONE MORE I SWEAR! I promise to finish my other 2 fics before starting a 3rd. I just wanted some more angst before I put a pin in it - Pears
Continued from here
Hanzo: *wakes up after dozing off next to the crib, looks in to see Tomo and Mochi still glowing and protecting reader as they all sleep in a cuddle puddle* Hmm... *heads to the door* I need to find the toilet here...
*He sleepily heads into the dorm hallways, wandering aimlessly looking for the bathroom only to stop when hearing a voice*
???: And he brings an INFANT of all things?!
Hanzo: *stops and hides behind the wall corner, peering in to see tracer talking to McCree*...
Tracer: I mean, he’s a killer, tried to end his brother’s life, takes any kind of bounty an’ now shows up with a tyke nearly a week old?! He’s no good and bad news!
McCree: Naw I get it. It’s strange soundin’, even I was worried, but Genji thinks he’s—
Tracer: Genji is forgiving, but maybe he shouldn’t be towards everyone!
McCree: Now now, it’s his nature!
Tracer: And the baby! Who knows if he lied about why and how he got them?! What if they’re for a contract for something terrible?!
McCree: I’m not... I’m not going there. Just drop it...
Hanzo: ... *sinks back and heads back into the room quietly* Bad news... as expected. *looks to the counter and sees a stockpile of items* Where did this come from?
*the pile has baby formula, clothes for him and reader, toys, a carrier, and basic toiletries, along with a note next to a covered plate*
Hanzo: *reads the note aloud* “You were asleep so I wanted to drop these off without waking you. Make sure you and Y/N eat! - Genji” *puts it down and looks at a plate of tempura* It looks good...
Reader: *fusses in the crib*
Hanzo: *walks over and picks them up* Did you need another bottle? Wait, it’s cold in here. Is that it? Where are those— -
Mochi and Tomo: *rummage through his backpack and the new clothes pile and come back with booties and mittens, both trying to put a sock on them with their teeth, only failing and making the reader laugh*
Hanzo: *chuckles* So you’re nannies now? Let me see *puts the socks and the mittens on* It will be nice to have help *looks at the pile again* ... from everyone who wants us here.
Reader: *warm and now tired again* mmmmbmmm... *nods off on him*
Azusa Nakazawa Yamato painter @azusanakazawa. “A painter who wants to protect and convey the beauty of Japan.”
Who is your dad, now?
My internal thoughts and feelings: YEEEEEEEE! BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRRRR!
S/O seeing the yoink: oh shit he ded.
S/O: *in a store, getting accosted by an unwanted flirt*
Stranger: All I’m asking for is your number, that so hard?
S/O: ...
Stranger: Playing the cold shoulder is your kink? Reading you loud and clear *moves closer*
S/O: *nervous, still trying to ignore them* ...
Stranger: The act is cute, now let’s see that num—
S/O: *turns in their direction and sees that they’re gone and instead Sigma is close behind*
Sigma: I’m sorry for stepping away for so long, the checkout line was extensive. Are you alright?
S/O: Y-yeah... where’d they go?
Sigma: Oh I think they realized that your body language was sending a clear signal that they were being rejected. Coffee on the way home?
S/O: S-sure! That sounds nice...
*They exit, meanwhile the scum flirt was gravity smacked and embedded into the ceiling tiles*
Mermaid/fisherman AU (can’t sleep and might continue this one later today)
Fight for your friend! Continuation of last chapter!
Sojiro: So...jiro? What does that mean?
S/O: *realizing his memories were wiped as a result of his deal with Zenyatta* Um... you look like one! It’s a name, you look like that would be your name! Do you... mind that?
Sojiro: *wide eyed and awestruck* A name... I can have this name? Yes, I will take it! Before you change your mind! You have the scent I’ve been looking for, and I can trust you, I— *cut off by the net starting to pull him up* NO! NOT WHEN I JUST FOUND ANSWERS!
Mei: *swimming up from behind* S/O! Wait for me! You— wait is this who was crying out?
S/O: *frantically swimming down while pulling on the net* Mei! Yes! I need your help! Can you distract the ship crew while I get him loose?!
Mei: Distract? Hm... O-okay! I think I got an idea!
*on the surface two members of Talon sit in the speed boat and the net containing Sojiro surfaces with him flailing to get away*
Akande: You were right! That sonar radar did pick him up!
Moira: As expected, unfortunately Talon left some loose ends with the yakuza in Hanamura Bay. They managed to let this specimen escape them without warning us so we couldn’t study it before. But now we can resume!
*behind them in the water, S/O boosts Mei onto the boat and she tumbles in*
Mei: uh... wenk wenk?
Akande: What the... a penguin?
Moira: Ignore it. We need to get the dragon pulled onto the ship.
Mei: *waddles around pretending to be a cute distraction, notices a knife sitting on a seat, picks it up with her beak and waddles over the edge with it* wenk?
Akande: Is that my custom pocket knife?! Drop it!!
Mei: ... wenk *drops it in the water*
S/O: *below the surface, catches it and cuts a tiny part of her palm in the process* OUCH! Hold on Sojiro! *swims to his side of the boat while they’re distracted begins cutting a hole in it with their backs turned*
Moira: I said ignore it!
Akande: *chasing and barely missing Mei each time he tries to grab her while she keeps throwing objects over the side of the boat* It’s throwing out all the research material!
S/O: *finishes cutting and whispers while ducking back in quietly* Come on Sojiro!
Sojiro: *wriggles through the whole and lands in the water*
Moira: *turning around* What was that?!
Mei: WENK! *jumps back in the water and joins the other 3 in swimming away on Sojiro’s back*
Sojiro: *whipping through the water with the two holding onto him* T-thank you!!
ooooooooooh. Would it be terrible of me to ask how Hanzo would handle a similar situation?
S/O: *in a store, getting accosted by an unwanted flirt*
Stranger: All I’m asking for is your number, that so hard?
S/O: ...
Stranger: Playing the cold shoulder is your kink? Reading you loud and clear *moves closer*
S/O: *nervous, still trying to ignore them* ...
Stranger: The act is cute, now let’s see that num—
S/O: *turns in their direction and sees that they’re gone and instead Sigma is close behind*
Sigma: I’m sorry for stepping away for so long, the checkout line was extensive. Are you alright?
S/O: Y-yeah... where’d they go?
Sigma: Oh I think they realized that your body language was sending a clear signal that they were being rejected. Coffee on the way home?
S/O: S-sure! That sounds nice...
*They exit, meanwhile the scum flirt was gravity smacked and embedded into the ceiling tiles*
Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER
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He's beautiful......... but he has more cleavage than I do It's making me very very self-conscious.
Overwatch - Kanezaka Challenge
Snoozy puppy
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1860s female archery outfit with pocket diary hanging from the belt
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I have been called out
Puppy galore! 🐶🐾
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)