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Mermaid/fisherman AU (can’t sleep and might continue this one later today)
Fight for your friend! Continuation of last chapter!
Sojiro: So...jiro? What does that mean?
S/O: *realizing his memories were wiped as a result of his deal with Zenyatta* Um... you look like one! It’s a name, you look like that would be your name! Do you... mind that?
Sojiro: *wide eyed and awestruck* A name... I can have this name? Yes, I will take it! Before you change your mind! You have the scent I’ve been looking for, and I can trust you, I— *cut off by the net starting to pull him up* NO! NOT WHEN I JUST FOUND ANSWERS!
Mei: *swimming up from behind* S/O! Wait for me! You— wait is this who was crying out?
S/O: *frantically swimming down while pulling on the net* Mei! Yes! I need your help! Can you distract the ship crew while I get him loose?!
Mei: Distract? Hm... O-okay! I think I got an idea!
*on the surface two members of Talon sit in the speed boat and the net containing Sojiro surfaces with him flailing to get away*
Akande: You were right! That sonar radar did pick him up!
Moira: As expected, unfortunately Talon left some loose ends with the yakuza in Hanamura Bay. They managed to let this specimen escape them without warning us so we couldn’t study it before. But now we can resume!
*behind them in the water, S/O boosts Mei onto the boat and she tumbles in*
Mei: uh... wenk wenk?
Akande: What the... a penguin?
Moira: Ignore it. We need to get the dragon pulled onto the ship.
Mei: *waddles around pretending to be a cute distraction, notices a knife sitting on a seat, picks it up with her beak and waddles over the edge with it* wenk?
Akande: Is that my custom pocket knife?! Drop it!!
Mei: ... wenk *drops it in the water*
S/O: *below the surface, catches it and cuts a tiny part of her palm in the process* OUCH! Hold on Sojiro! *swims to his side of the boat while they’re distracted begins cutting a hole in it with their backs turned*
Moira: I said ignore it!
Akande: *chasing and barely missing Mei each time he tries to grab her while she keeps throwing objects over the side of the boat* It’s throwing out all the research material!
S/O: *finishes cutting and whispers while ducking back in quietly* Come on Sojiro!
Sojiro: *wriggles through the whole and lands in the water*
Moira: *turning around* What was that?!
Mei: WENK! *jumps back in the water and joins the other 3 in swimming away on Sojiro’s back*
Sojiro: *whipping through the water with the two holding onto him* T-thank you!!