This Is A Starter Call Capped At Like 3 Except Castmates Of Which There Are Many

this is a starter call capped at like 3 except castmates of which there are many

hello! it's me⎛ hi im the problem its me ⎠ percival, and without prior reserve because i have absolutely NO ability to calm down, here is kayneth el melloi archibald of fate/zero! his app is under /app :)

Welcome to radiant Isola Radiale, Kayneth!

You'll be placed in HOUSE 116.

You will be given your volumen hydragyrum mystic code, which will allow you to use your Illusions for up to thirty minutes a day!

Enjoy your stay!

– mod solaris

i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

not only did kayneth bring like a billion mystic codes and whatnot to fuyuki, he also did prepare himself for the possibility that he might have to actually fight close range with another mage, and i would never want to be on the receiving end of a punch thrown by a man who spends half his time carrying marble to and from his art studio ⎛ as lord of mineralogy he had access to all the carving stones he wanted and that ... is a lot he wants a lot of that ⎠ i think i'd crumple like an aluminum can. anyway doing this prep is why he wasn't too worried about having lost 90% of the shit he brought with him, it just so happened that he faced a dude with a gun after

ok but also kayneth being such a prodigy …. also is a super lonely existence to be, because like … people can’t relate to that. he probably flew right thru his studies and while he was known as the greatest mage of the association at the time of the fourth war, so many people were probably jealous of that talent,

and how many people must’ve just kissed ass to him to try to get good standing and whatnot,

what i’m saying is kayneth becomes so initially closed off to people because he’s absolutely been used, and beyond that he’s often socially isolated. he doesn’t know what to do in a lot of situations. it isn’t that he doesn’t care; he cares a LOT, this is definitely shown more in the light novels, even accel order gives us a little more insight to kayneth ( he’s a hopeless romantic who writes love letters! ), in the end he has so much passion and warmth, but he’s learned to be very guarded. not to mention his horrible situation with sola-ui, 

also imagine saying kayneth el-melloi is the greatest mage of the association, but the association also includes … the barthomeloi family, the animuspheres, the age of gods fraga family ⎛ and not to say there weren't also many talented mages in these families because there ARE! ⎠ , but here we go

Kayneth is a very wealthy and successful nobleman, a renowned magus from the Mage’s Association, the Lord of Kischur, the Department of Mineralogy at the Clock Tower, and a lecturer in Eulyphis, the Department of Spiritual Evocation. Kayneth demonstrated genius level talent during his time as a student. He was the youngest lecturer to grace the podium of the Department of Evocation in its history. He has an ancient magical lineage that goes back for over nine generations. He was born with immense talent and rarely, if ever, encountered any hurdles in life. Due to his great lineage, he had extensive connections. He was expected to form the greatest faction in the Clock Tower. He obtained the rank of Pride in his teens. Although the El-Melloi faction has many powerful branch families besides the Archibalds, Kayneth swept aside the competition and inherited the El-Melloi Magic Crest.

Kayneth is renowned for his prowess as a magus, known as the greatest prodigy of Rufleus Nuada-Re Eulyphis, a first-rate lecturer, and the most noted magus of the Association as of the Fourth Holy Grail War.

ok we also have

Magi can advance ranks through growth, accompanied by an official ceremony at the Clock Tower. The specifics vary, but the ritual is themed around death and rebirth for everyone reaching the rank of Pride. Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald is estimated to have possibly been able to reach the level of Grand.

lmao the other grand is touko aozaki with ex rank circuit quality so uh.

kayneth… really has a lot going on and while he’s genuinely just a genius at everything, he also must be supremely lonely and that makes me sad