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using this to clean my room tomorrow

house is a girl you have to take care of her

I hate to be the bad guy but the bell can’t be tolling for all of us

September Affirmation (Don’t Be Afraid) by Keaton St. James

the collection so far

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

adding this to my collection of past life tumblr posts I have now seen again

very heartwarming, reminds me of explaining what trans is to my friend's younger cousins

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

bought cat food today for my stray

[I will be bringing him in for microchip scanning once he trusts me enough btw and if no chip finding him good home]

Deep sea benthic Miku

initially read this as op talking about the type of posts seen on aita and accidentally wrote ones that described tma episodes and ski8idytoil8 writing one that's overtly tma because they also saw the similarities

but no just my eyes playing tricks on me

[not sure if it's actual dyslexia or js adhd but anyway]

TMA but each episode is read out like an Am I The Asshole Reddit post.

Am I (M29) the asshole for stalking my coworkers and accusing them of murdering my predecessor?

AITA for letting one of my burn patients murder the other?

AITA for not giving the creep in the alleyway a ciggie?

Am I the asshole for avoiding the anatomy class I'm supposed to be teaching?

Please this is so fucking funny to me.

the fucking skill on this person

that is so tiny

halloween checkerboard crochet cake 🎃 by thepetitepudding on ig

I'm a wears socks to not get a very specific texture of house dirt stuck to feet, but also a goes outside barefoot neurodivergent

first guy looks like a lion lowkey

"look at what the groomer did to my dog!!!" posts are funny because like 75% of the time it's obvious the groomer had to cut it really short because the dog was matted to all hell but the other 25%....

this but an underground crypt in a maze of tunnels long forgotten under what has now become swamp land

Unbothered. In my zone. Moisturized. Blood thirsty. Going insane.

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of