[damn, Speaking Of John Wick ...]

[damn, speaking of John Wick ...]

also yes, "we give a shit"

on the job safety is so important, movies should be no different

Hell yeah eyeballs!!!!!!

been doing this since I was a tiny child it freaked out my teachers

they thought I was possessed for drawing dense clusters of eyes and also mandalas that looked apparently satanic all over myself in class to stay focussed

then I switched to drawing pentagrams on purpose to freak them out more

side note: if you're wondering I had full parental consent to do this and to freak my teachers out more, we're an Addams ass family [if it we're more dysfunctional] but we all agree on fucking with the man

or in this case Mrs.M

Hey y'know how you draw smiley faces to keep your hands busy when you listen to stuff?

Well I took that as advice to help when listening to podcasts...but with eyeballs

I really like eyeballs for some reason lol I also stick googly eyes all over my face often 👍

(Also might wanna trigger warn this cuz thas a LOT of eyes lol)

YEAH BB EYEBARLS FOR THE WIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

this I reblog

all four of the original archives gang have/develop objectively horrible self-preservation skills. jon and martin's relationship works because their self-destructive tendencies actually sort of cancel each other out. tim and sasha, on the other hand, do NOT cancel each other out and they actually just end up enabling each other. and post.

because you were staring

and took a photo without consent

that's rude

far too real.

both the unrealistic requirements for entry level jobs [like asking for a masters degree for a retail job]

and that places "urgently hiring" meanwhile reject every application

be aware for interest postings->say urgent hiring and list the positions available but then hire no one or when asked inperson at the location mentioned they in fact are not hiring.

this is a tactic to find out what kind of people would work for them or to appear like more active buisness or even just to get information like where you live to find out who they're reaching. it's dishonest and annoying for people who genuinely need jobs.

not to mention they are hard to spot unless there's a way to get in contact with the locations specific hiring team->which most place don't have, you can only contact the general one which will be up to date with the fake listings. whereas the in person location or locations specific team will know if they are actually hiring most of the time. [and may not know about the fake listings]

had an interview today, hoping I get the job but I'm gonna keep sending out applications anyway->running out of places at this point

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

yk what... might start doing this.

until winter cause I'd die