
Words and images and other squamous things. Occasional madness. Primary interests of this blog include the Cthulhu Mythos, ridiculous tokusatsu nonsense, anime, and generally acting a fool. He/his. Cthulhu fhtagn, yo.
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Dreaminghierophant - In The Many-Splendored Halls Of R'lyeh - Tumblr Blog
Sanjo sees the controversy and just addresses it with "yeah totally yep"


HOLY SHIT ACCEL IS IN THE CHASER V-CINEMA
http://www.cinematoday.jp/page/N0077718

Takeru has turned the page in his book, so November brings us Robin Hood and Isaac Newton!
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The King in Yellow by Eclectixx
Get in it while the getting is good! If you kick it up 5,000 more dollars we get Deep State and all sorts of conspiracy nonsense and it’ll be BEAUTIFUL.
Do it for the Group. For your fellow Agents. For this terrible green unborn egg of monsters we call a world.
The mission is never over.
I am late to this party but: fuck. that. episode.


oh hell no
Kamen Rider Locales
Movie Wars 2010 also made me wonder about if anyone has like made a Rider atlas??? Because these fuckers are always closer than I think, given that W ran into SUPER SHOCKER!!!! and the whole Decade Final plotline completely by accident.
So it’s like an hour’s drive from the outskirts of Fuuto to That One Barren Wasteland Area Where Shocker Always Has A Secret Whatnot, we know that.
And then for Example 2 we have Zawame and Drive’s…town, which is so close by that Shinnosuke could look across a bridge to Yggdrasil Tower IF IT HADN’T BEEN FUCKIN’ REKT
(you would think that the whole crisis with the nukes Roshuo juggled would’ve been a bigger deal than the Global Freeze, really). Anyone know any others? I know Fuuto can’t be far from Eiji’s neck of the woods, either. Is most of it just supposed to be Tokyo with the occasional fictional neighbor town?
Having now seen both Movie Wars 2010 and Super Hero Taisen
I have the headcanon that Tsukasa, when the Taisen stuff started going down, (the first sign was probably glimpsing Narutaki's latest Shocker duds) did his hair up all Great Leader and went to the Hikari Studio to talk to the group, but Kaitou was out doing Thief Stuff. And Tsukasa's just like "Hey so Natsumikan? Yusuke? Things are about to get stupid as hell." "How stupid?" "My hair is like this, I saw Narutaki in a Doktor G cosplay, and Captain Marvelous declared war on Kamen Riders." "...RIGHT. We'll, uh, we'll drink tea till you get back." "Awesome, thanks guys." "Wait, should we tell Daiki-sa--" But Tsukasa was already gone. This is why at the end of Super Hero Taisen, Diend threw such a big baby fit; he didn't get the memo. Also because Tsukasa probably befriended Gentarou offscreen.
you know where it came from very well madam

Ooo, you’re absolutely right, zryken. 8D Not to mention I seem to have a fondness for trenchcoats anyway. :x
Y’know, when I think about it, I can’t place where that fondness actually came from, but I’m okay with it. ♥︎
Ah~! Thank you for the comment! ^ o^ ♥︎
Nago does get better later, but it unfortunately coincides with the writers kind of, uh, losing their plot threads. Like all at once. Better Nago is the booby prize you get for this.
If this sounds intensely frustrating to watch it uh, it will be. A friend of mine has called Kiva "Wasted Potential: The Series", and I've found that to be reeeeeaaaaally accurate.
I actually do really enjoy Nago's stuff, but in the same way I enjoy, say, Tachibana. Or Kaidou.
yeah, i feel ya. it’s just… tachibana’s a mess but he’s a sweetheart, too. kaidou’s a mess but he’s weird and (when he’s not harassing mari or being rude to yuka) fairly funny. nago’s a mess and an asshole and… also just kind of a dreary, tiresome person. :/ even his memes aren’t all that fun imo
Keitarou loves Yuka who is obsessed with Kaidou who is infatuated with Mari who loves the idea of GETTING AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR RAMPANT BONER ISSUES FOR FIVE SECONDS
i remember the first time i watched faiz i had a piece of scrap paper next to the computer so i could keep track via diagram of who was romantically interested in who

Today I learned that SIC Hero Saga came up with an Ouja Survive. Which is just…why? Why would you even. Was he not enough of a danger as just a psychopath with THREE CONTRACTED MONSTERS??? I mean…no. The only place that an Ouja Survive should exist is in an AR World where it’s just him and Kusaka from Faiz in a desert.
They can become the ultimate trash couple, it’ll be great.
Also Orga! I mean Orga is super awful and comes with brainwashing and all, but like, Yuuji got his own Rider Gear and it was badass! AND he didn't join Smart Brain of his own free will! Or torture Takumi! So pluses there?

y’know what? you’re absolutely right. we should just accept paradise lost as the one true faiz canon. it’s 10x better than the show, anyway.
we’ve got mari wielding a machine gun, kusaka dying within the first 5 minutes, keitaro as the kaixa we deserve, kaidou actually expressing care for yuka, and murakami’s weird head in a jar. what more could one need
There is a simple solution to this! The Takumi from Paradise Lost is now canon, everyone else go home.


so yongou seemed to be presenting an AU where takumi was alone on the hill at the end - maybe a universe where mari & keitarou are gone, too? though that’s a little much even for faiz. so i’m guessing it’s one where he wasn’t somehow cured of the “all orphenochs will die” thing, and so went off on his own like a dying animal would. poor puppy 8(
but i suppose this and the canonical end of faiz could actually be one and the same, if we assume that the screencaps above are the actual memory, while this:


was just something he imagined in order to make dying a little less awful. imagining his friends are there, that his body is no longer falling apart, and talking about dreams one more time before closing his eyes with a smile
especially since the camera then pans back to show the same black material used in his fight with kiba (which had seemed to accentuate how something was “off” and wrong about the whole situation)

and which is later used, of course, in yongou, where takumi is the one causing time to repeat & distorting the world from how it “should be”
Narumi Akiko is a national treasure.
Hubby and I started W... > 3>

…Jinno’s face basically summarizes the ride so far.
“This is happening…?”
The Aozora Organization: We Really Just Stopped Trying After We Built IXA



someone really needs to revise the vetting process for this secret organization
So fixing the timeline
Doesn't fix Gou's death even though Gou died to a version of Gen that never existed??????? And like I don't know. Is Chase dead too then? And the GL survived to make a plane man. No, fuck this.
What in the
This movie was a mistake
SHURIKENDORON???
I can't
Hi Grandpa
“Mama Mia!! It looks like they’re still lacking Nintality,” the Last Ninja casually muses, while Shinnosuke stares at him as if to say “why do you say this as if it’s a real thought that makes sense????”
Aaaaand then Mach got Snail Bukkake'd.
And then the Ninningers showed up
"We heard there was a huge stupid machine to trash!!! Point us at it!!!"
The Rider War is...CANCELLED MOTHERFUCKERS
IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE J, GREAT LEADERMACHINE